Phillip Andrew Lynes

Love Life?

Phillip Andrew Lynes, although dreadfully handsome, has no partner (male or female) at the moment but there is a young lady after his heart or a feel of his belly. This 'lady' is called Emma Schaefer, she is in the 4th form and resides on the outskirts of Penisarwaen, she has jet black hair and a voluptuous bosom.

Latest news on the Schaefer conspiracy. Phillip has made public the stipulations under which he will 'date' Miss Schaefer.
For full details on these stipulations e-mail [email protected].

There has been rumours floating about the comunity that Mr Lynes is being stalked by a "no-tail" (female). Unfortunately names aren't yet confirmed. for the latest update mail him at [email protected]

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