Error... file not found. Should I fake it (Y/N)
Runtime error 6D at 4172A:32CF: Incompetent User
Error reading FAT record. Try the skinny one (Y/N)
Press any key to continue, or any other key to Quit
Press any key except ......no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE
Close your eyes and press escape three times
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS ..corrupted ....Reboot Washington.D.C (Y/N)
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found ....Remove it? (Y/N)
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
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Whilst you were reading the above text your hard drive was scanned and all stolen software titles have now been deleted
The Police are on their way
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Windows95 is a 32-bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system; originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1-bit of competition.
