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| Just wrote this 2day as a bit of a giggle, I is avin a bit of a larf - that's all. I think - I'm just taking the mickey out of me taking the mickey, out of me taking the - you get the drift !! .....or maybe I'm finally cracking up :) Spelling mistakes are deliberate just incase you thought I was a right cretin......Mmmmm !! So if you are from the the good old U.S of A you may find it quite hard to decipher .............English humour mate innit :) LOL |
| Americanisation, Verbalisation Thang Ear deese yanks don�t know the bleedin queens english - mate - innit We needs to edumicate em, you know show em how to really pontifimicate We needz to show em how to exstrapulimicate thee finer points of thee gramma Hey MAN why do all deese rappers come across the atlantic with the stamma, stamma, stamma anyway ? God damma Yeah & God save thee queen bro, and thee english language, no wot I meeeen � no? Give me a break - man, they is takin thee piss, & I bet they all wish they could spoke just like me �eh ? They has gotta be avin a bit of a larf, cos when it comes to speilin, they gotta be lackin in thee feelin � about how they is sayin tings � I mean they can�t even spell right, hell, man they say holy shit and I say holy shite. Hey I knowz I is right, I say arse they say ass � well how friggin crass is dat � so what is a t--t ? Yeah lardy bleedin da, I is inherantleeee English bro, so, I is not gonna be adoptin thee Americanisation verbalisation thang No yankee doodle slang - here mate !! Cos I knowz how to really PONTIFIMICATE - EH !! Cool Brittania rulez da waves � well maybe not so much 2day But we will neva be ya slaves So heed dis message from Phill in the UK To thee U.S of A I is throwin it right back at ya OK |
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