Dick- Things could not got any bigger for Dick. You know there are hundreds of people waiting out there for yours truly to make his presence felt. This is going to be the biggest party ever held at the Gazinya estate, I can feel it...
Cumiesha reaches down and grabs Dick's crotch.
Dick- And you can feel it to.
Cumiesha- C'mon hun, lets go. There are tons of people waiting.
Dick follows Cumiesha out of the room and down a hallway where they pass by several guests. Many pat Dick on the shoulder to congratulate him on his recent WoW championship win. Dick nods to all as he continues down the hallway. He finally makes his way out to a balcony where he looks over a gigantic crowd down by the pool, all drinking and having a good time. Dick clears his throat and gets the crowds attention.
Dick- Hello everyone and welcome to the Gazinya estate. As you all know, we are celebrating more than just my recent title win. You know we are celebrating the entire success of Gazinya Inc. Please everyone make yourselves at home and have a great time.
The crowd all clap as Dick waves and makes his way back inside as Cumiesha follows. Once inside old man Gazinya, Dick's father approaches him wearing a golden robe, with a cane in his right hand and a half gallon bottle of Crown Royal in his left. Old man Gazinya opens his arms and begins to speak.
Animal- You make me proud son. I knew that one day this would happen. You have conquered the wrestling industry just like your old man. Put'er there.
Old man Gazinya hands out his bottle of Crown Royal to Dick as Dick grabs it and take a man-sized chug off the bottle. He licks his lips and hands the bottle back to his father, then slaps him on the shoulder.
Dick- Was there ever any doubt? I learned from the best and my charisma is unmatched. It was some spectacle but at Target Locked, in my hometown, I proved to the entire world that Dick is the biggest superstar to ever be a part of this industry. Who would argue?
Old man Gazinya grins and slaps Dicks shoulder and lets him pass by. Dick continues along, as Cumiesha follows with her arm around Dicks waist. The scene changes to outside by the pool as we can see a who's who of GFW employees. These range from Ricky Ruffshot, Tommy Douglas, Big Frankie Gazinya along with the ever so popular little Rod Gazinya. The camera comes in closer on Rod as he sports a white Armani suit and his GFW world championship belt over his shoulder. He looks up to Big Frankie with a cocky look and carries on with his conversation.
Rod- You see I'm the next in line. Soon I'll be right up there with Dick in the mainstream, winning WoW titles and taking names.
Frankie- I be there to make sure of it!
Rod and Frankie laugh as Ruffshot and Douglas looks on. The camera then switches to another section outside by the pool. Here we see Devon Payne and Calvin Johnson having some words with the Nesterman himself who is dressed in his usual blue jeans and a black "Nester-Mania" t-shirt. Nester nods as he listens to what they have to say, holding a bottle of Labatt Blue in his hand. Nester takes a swig as the camera comes in closer to listen in.
Nester- Look, we got big plans for you two. Your definetely in line to move it up a notch. Calvin, you got the charisma just like your cousin Rocky and damn Devon, I've yet to see anyone match your technical skills inside a ring. I'm telling you, things are going to be picking up soon. You two are on your way up.
Calvin gives Nester the peoples eyebrow as he then responds back to him.
Calvin- Soon I'll prove to the world that I'm the most charismatic Johnson in the family. I'm tired of hearing Rocky this and Rocky that. The Scorpion King wasn't even any good. When I hit the big time, he'll see what a true superstar is supposed to be.
Nester laughs a bit as he cheers with them and then takes a drink from his beer. The camera then switches to the front steps of the Gazinya estate as a red Ford Probe pulls up. The passenger door opens as someone climbs out who is visibly drunk as they stagger around with a Bud Light in their hand. The camera comes in closer for everyone to see who it is. It is Smitty, an old friend of Dick's from high school. Smitty nods to the driver and closes the door as he staggers up the steps. He pushes the gate open to the poolside area where everyone is partying, raises his hand and screams.
Smitty- PARTY!!!!
The entire crowd all shake their heads in disbelief as no one has heard from Smitty in years. He staggers his way through the crowd, bumping into people on his way. Finally Smitty falls into Rod Gazinya who spills his red wine all over his crystal white Armani suit. A hush comes over the crowd. Rod glares at his expensive suit in a look of disbelief. He lifts his head to Smitty, showing a look of intense anger. Before anything can happen, Smitty gets clubbed on the top of his head by Big Frankie Gazinya. Smitty falls flat on the ground as his empty beer bottle that he has been pretending to be drinking shatters on the pavement. Rod tosses his GFW title over to Tommy Douglas who has been watching on. In an instant, the WoW heavyweight champion himself Richard Gazinya appears through the crowd, steps in front of Douglas and intercepts the belt. Rod, not noticing his older brother taps Big Frankie's arm and yells...
Rod- Lock n' Load!
Frankie and Rod begins to stomp on Smitty for a brief couple seconds before the champ calms the onsault by his mere presence. As all eyes from the crowd stare at Dick and wait for his reaction, Dick finally speaks up.
Dick- Cool it down, he's just being good ol' "Shitty Smitty!"
A cloud of laughter erupts from the crowd as Smitty staggers to his feet in a drunken haze.
Smitty- Thanks Dick, I always knew you were a pal.
Dick- Don't mention it kid, I've known you since high school right here in Queens Bridge.
Dick pats on Smitty's shoulder as he continues past Dick, staggering through the crowd. As Dick's eyes are turned, Smitty reaches out and grabs one of the lovely Cumiesha's breasts which are cladly revealed. Cumiesha lets out a loud scream as a wide open slap comes crashing across the drunken Smitty's face. Before Dick can turn around the WoW Undesputed European champion the Nesterman, "Nasty" Nester DeFranco comes flying through the crowd with a beer bottle in his hand. He bashes the bottle over Smitty's head, laying him cleanly out cold. Dick turns around, confused.
Dick- This is my party, my WoW championship win over Justin Payne party and all you people do is ruin it. What the hell Nester? Why did you have to go and do that? Did you forget to take your medicine?
Nester stands up to stand his ground.
Nester- God Dammit! Of all people you should know how much of a trouble maker Smitty is! Especially when he's wasted. Now I don't know about you but I know the rest of these people want "Shitty" Smitty gone from the party. They want him cut off! Didn't you just see what he did to Cumiesha?
As Dick listens to Nester, Smitty staggers back to his feet. Behind Dick's back Smitty yanks the half gallon bottle of Crown Royal from Old man Gazinya's hands. Animal quickly smashes Smitty with his cane, causing him to come back crashing to the ground and his bottle flying through the air. Old man Gazinya like a drunken madman, snags the glass bottle with the hook of his cane and yanks it to his lips, taking a gigantic gulp. By this time everyone nearby is stomping the fallen Smitty. Dick steps up once more.
Dick- Ok, you want him gone? Your out of here shitface!
Smitty slowly gets back to his feet as he cries mercyless.
Smitty- But I got no place else to go.
Dick- Tough shit, if you need a ride my boy Nester here will show you your way home.
Nester grabs Smitty by his shirt and drags him out to the parking lot. Many of the GFW stars follow as the WoW Undesputed European champion drags the drunken bitch to his orange "Nester-Mania" monster truck. Nester goes to toss him in the passenger side but Smitty won't let him close the door. Eventually all the GFW stars force Smitty inside the cab as Nester hops inside and takes off down the street. The scene changes back inside the pool area as the GFW talent make their way back up the steps. Dick stands by with Cumiesha and addresses everyone as they return.
Dick- Sorry for the trouble guys. I don't know who invited him but now since that is over we can continue partying. Stick with Dick and we'll all be here next week celebrating my first title defense when I beat Justin Payne.
The crowd all cheers as Dick continues.
Dick- You know it is great to be the champ, but it's even greater to be Dick! This Monday, you all tune in. The biggest give away on cable television will take place. If you think my epic battle with Justin Payne was something spectacular, you all get to see it over again for free in the main event for Malice!
The crowd cheers once more.
Dick- Hey I can't knock Justin, he's a great student of the game but he's even more of a student of Dick! I beat him like he's never been beaten before at Target Locked. Sure, Justin is right. It takes two great performers to make a great match. Well we did it and are going to do it again. It's just too bad that Justin will have to get "Dicked" for the second time in a row. What else can you expect, I'm Richard Gazinya! The best God Damn performer in the wrestling industry and don't any of you forget it! Now party on "Dick-Heads!"
The crowd all raise their drinks as they continue the party. Pantera begins to blast over the entertainment system as Cumiesha hugs Dick. We see a grin from Dick's face as he cups her butt and nods to the camera. The scene closes as a black circle encloses on Dick's face before the entire scene fades to black.
To Be Continued...
