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I have five *adorable* pokemon...

Mightyena, Growlithe, Lucario, Cacnea, and Chimecho

But I am straying from the point - surrender to Team Rocket's awesomeness!

And their inevitable cuteness!! Click here to see an adorable fanart by me of James and Growlie!! And click here to read my very first ever full length feature fanfiction!!

Well, as I was lying awake last night, I let my mind wander (again), and this time it went really far: Jessie, with her red hot temper and just as red hair, and James with his docile personality and lavendar hair, were like the elemental battle between Samson and Marlowe (I'll explain who these are later), between fira and hiidera. On Earth II, there are three ultima matches that can occur, where no one knows who will win or die. These are: lyta and durkna, urth and flia, and you guessed it - fira and hiidera. James is like water and Jessie is like fire, okay. Now I'll explain who Samson and Marlowe are. They are from Delta: The Saga, my story, and Marlowe is Zarana's best friend, Marlowe has an even hotter temper than Jessie's, when she gets mad, she can get really out of control and turn into a tiger (she is durkna element as well as fira) and Samson is Zarana's husband, wild animals scare the living crap out of him, and yet he is turned into a werewolf... Zarana is Delta (the main hero's) mother.

Your guide to Team Rocket specialized shows! Well, not really... but I didn't see this anywhere else...

OK, first! The first Rocket-specialized show I ever saw! Da dada daaa!!! "Training Daze": Ok, Team Rocket is flying through the air, right... and James' bottle cap collection comes out of his pocket. He gets upset about this of course and spots one with an R on it, then it goes into flashback... Jessie is hanging upside down trying to grab this Articuno, then something explodes and her partner (not James! he would never do that to her) runs off. The head person besides Giovanni tells her that that's the (I think) fifth one she had this week, then tells her that unless she can keep a partner, she can't join Team Rocket. Then they go outside and she is introduced to James. Jessie tells him "I hope I won't have to carry you through this training." James looks up, shakes aside his shaggy hair, opens his eyes (love the effect!) and responds,"I ain't been carried since my mama held me." Then Meowth has apparently displeased the Boss somehow and is introduced to Jessie and James. Then Jessie and Cassidy are talking to each other and Cassidy is degrading Jessie. They are seen on treadmills and trying to outrun each other. The first training is running through an obstacle course, through tires, crawling under the net and climbing a wall. Oh, and running through small land mines that make pits. Jessie and James are competing against each other, so James falls in a pit but quickly climbs back out. Now they have suceeded, so it is time for the first challenge: who can make it across the mountain first with only a small bread and bottle of water for each team member. Meowth is hungry and James gives him all his food and water, asking for only the bottle cap in return. Jessie later hears James' stomach growl and tries to give him her bread, he refuses, so she splits it in half and takes one, giving the other to James. The next scene I remember is when they are sleeping and facing away from each other, saying that they want to be the best team. Then the next day they are trying to make it through a bridge which is falling apart, Jessie makes it across but Meowth is hanging on to the cliff edge, and James is clinging to Meowth's tail. Jessie grabs Meowth and tries to grab James but he falls, and ends up in the hospital covered with bandages. Jessie and Meowth try to go it alone stealing the red Snorlax, but she is jumped by a mummy-looking thing. Then it unwraps its bandages and it's... James!! Then they make it into the tower and sing "Double Trouble", I love their singing!!! Anyway... then, they find the room with the Snorlax and Butch and Cassidy are on the other end. Butch and James both fall into the pits, but Jessie pulls James out and for a few seconds there's some Rocketshipping action (^_^ awww) and they are about to get it, but an alarm sounds. But, Jessie, James and Meowth were the closest so they are no the main Team Rocket!! Yay!!!

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"We're no angels!":This I remember even less about... Team Rocket crashes outside of a town, and goes in. The people discover them when a bunch of robots come in, and mistake them for Team Raichu?? I thought when I watched, it sounded like Team Righteous, but who am I to judge... I, who blast out my wolfishly sensitive ears with Korn and Disturbed every night... ANYWAY... Team rocket of course, puts up a fuss until the town offers to give them food and a place to stay, where they learn about Team Raichu. Then the girl charms James, of course Pokezam doesn't say this but it sure looked to me like it... back to the synopsis! Rrgrr!! *bashes head with French textbook* After that, they meet the scientist behind the robots the people said were so evil, and find out he's trying to help them, so they set up quite a nice scenario, and at the end they are all in a big robot and Jessie says they should go, but Meowth says there's a problem, and they spot James with the girl. James gets in the robot and says how they could be good, just that once, playing with the buttons while he's talking, so he accidentally pushes one that blasts them off. Then they see the twerps and give up any mention of being good, trying to get out of the tree they are held captive by.

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(more later)

Japanese name translation provided by: http://www.japanesetranslator.co.uk/your%2Dname%2Din%2Djapanese/

Look what I found while mucking around on Neopets!

I see Team Rocket has finally caught Pikachu!