| PHOEBE'S SONGS - SING ALONG! |
| MY MOTHERS ASHES And my mothers ashes Even her eyelashesAre resting in a little yellow jar SMELLY CAT Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault. They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favourite pet You may not be a bed of roses But you're no friend to those with noses Smelly cat, smelly catIt's not your fault. SNOWMAN I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitching How was I supposed to know My mom was dead in the kitchen? La la la la la la la la la..... LITTLE BLACK CURLY HAIR I found you in my bed How'd you wind up there You are a mystery Little black curly hair Little black curly hair Little black little black Little black little black Little black curly hair LOVE TRIANGLE There was a girl, we'll call her Betty, And a guy, let's call him Neil. Now I can't stress this point too strongly, this story isn't real. Now our Neil must decide, who will be the girl that he casts aside? Will Betty be the one who he loves truly? Or will it be the one who we'll call L-Lulie? He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up he must decide! GRANDMA Now grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike. But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner. Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and someday you will too. BLACKOUT SONG New York City has no power, And the milk is getting sour. But to me this is not scary, Cause I stay away from dairy BISEXUALS Sometimes men love women. And sometimes men love men. Then there are bisexuals, Though some just say they're kidding themselves SHOWER SONG I'm in the shower and I'm writing this song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat, As needed! FARMYARD Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo. Oh the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nowwwwwwwww Chickens! WEDDING SONG The first time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay, But here I am singing On his wedding da-a-a-y! |
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