| GUNTHERS DIARY ON RACHEL |
| Day 1 Rachel came into Central Perk in her bride's dress. This was the first time I saw her. She is great. So pretty. I think we'd make a great couple. It's good she has a dress already. Day 4 Rachel started working here! I can't believe it! I get paid to look at her all day. Wow. I wish she was my wife. Our children would be so great, just like their mother. Day 30 Rachel spilt a cup of coffee today. I had to clean it up, but it was worth it. I love when Rachel messes up, I get to clean up after her. I'd do the same when we're married. Day 47 Rachel was late today. I dont like it when she's late, it means I see less of her. Day 77 Rachel has a date. I dont think it will last, I know Rachel's waiting for me to ask her out. If only I wasn't so intimidated by her beauty. Oh Rachel, come to me now! Day 79 Rachel broke up with that guy. Thank you God. Oh no, Rachel broke a cup! Day 104 Rachel took the day off work to go shopping. I hope she buys something for our honeymoon. Day 106 Rachel wore blue. She looks god in blue. Day 107 Rachel wore her little green necklace. Green brings out her eyes. Oh, her name is also Greene! I love Rachel. Day 290 Rachel started dating Ross. I think I should ban him, maybe I can blame him for the toilets clogging up? Day 309 Rachel and Ross are getting serious. Argh!! Day 368 Rachel quit her job today. I'm gonna miss her. But at least one day I can go home to her at the end of the day. It will be good to take care of Rachel, and kiss her goodnight. I love Rachel. When will she stop seeing Ross? Day 477 Ross and Rachel are not seeing each other anymore! Apparently he slept with someone else. Jasmine told me he slept with the girl from the copy place, which is good! Day 500 Rachel's seeing that Mark guy. I dont like him, he seems obnoxious. Day 550 Rachel is back with Ross. What is she thinking?! |
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