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Here are some quotes I've always liked. Were I can, I've given credit to whoever said them, but some are such common phrases, it's almost impossible

And remember "It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean." Mae West

"God gave men bigger brains than a dog so they wouldn't hump women's legs at coctail parties." Hackers

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." Ingrid Bergman

*I might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy

"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic." Gypsy Rose Lee

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."; Mae West

"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally." Lillian Day

"The fact that my cronies and I haven't incited riots, checked out hallucinogenic drugs, and bashed and trashed the previous generation doesn't mean I have no joie de vivre." Jill Strass

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

When God Created Men She must have been Drunk and Horny!

Practice safe hex

I'm Pro-choice and I shoot back

Everyone is a damn fool for at least 5 minutes a day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.

I live like I type - fast and with a lot of mistakes

Illegitimi Non Carborundum (Don't let the bastards get you down)

Stand Back! I Have a Brain and I'm Not Afraid To Use It

That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast.

This isn't denial. I'm just very selective about which reality I accept.

I am not a monotheist -- the world looks as though it were designed by a committee

If only there was some indication that the Universe was doing it on purpose

Some would sooner die than think. In fact, they often do. (Bertrand Russell)

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time--that should be enough for most purposes.

Death before dishonor. Nothing before coffee.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it

I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian then a lesbian think I'm a bigot

If I Want Your Opinion, I'll Read Your Entrails

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