This is just a huge inside joke, we don't expect you to understand it...
You walk around, but don�t make a sound,
Like the troll under the bridge that wants to eat the goats,
who want to eat the oats.
�Who�s to blame for the lives that tragedys claim?�
Eminem and video games, that�s who! We�ll blame everyone but ourselves!
Sure, The Matrix Reloaded sucked,
but that only caused a few ripples in the space-time continueum.
Whatever, we�ll sue them, just like Metallica, and write a book vaguely based on it.
But, it�ll be more about the great hunt for a
Magic Hat of DOOM that must be stabbed with very short knives.
Whatever happens, the main character will be killed by run-away freak-a-rhinos
who are there to punish him!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
And I said to him, I said, �It�s kinda� like that movie, �Touched By an Angel,�
except more like, �Touched By a Child Molester.�
The End, foos!
~ Alex Brander
