Dear Diary,
Today was sure warm journal. I woke up around noon. Then I ate some tacos, boy do I like tacos. After lunch I just sat around for a while trying to figure out what all of those chemicals in cereal are. Then I sat down and wrote in you journal. Ah, the fun I did have today. Well, gotta run. See you again in a couple months.
Love,
Paul
Dear Diary,
Well it's been a while so I thought this would qualify as Bi-Monthly. I'm still mad at Finland. Those awful Finnish. I also wrote a song about how much I life blowfish. The first two verses consist only of the word "poopsicle". I'll have to sing it to you sometime, journal. I bought some envelopes the other day, they're really nice. Should help me mail things too. I've been wondering lately why Leaonardo doesn't split up from the rest of the Ninja Turtles, I'm sure he'd be great on his own. Well that's all for now journal, see you in February.
Love,
Paul
