Donuts
Goats and Donkeys
Portugal
Ducks and all web footed animals
Flatulant Fox
Disgruntled Goat
Screwy Squirrel
the name Guillermo
The Waffle House
Shooting spitballs at my imaginary friends
Cleaning spitballs off my walls
Breakdancing to Wang Chung in my kitchen when I'm home alone
Playing Yahtzee in the dark
Things that have blinking lights and shiny objects
Singing opera to annoy people
Wallabes
Smelling Things
The Simpsons
Futurama
Family Guy
Spongebob
Seinfeld
hmm.well I guess everything else sucks
oh well
All I know is that I hate Friends
Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
The Republic by Plato
The Secret Conversations With Hitler
Autobiographies of Gandhi, Ben Franklin,
Buffalo Bill, and Montaigne.
Plutarch's The Lives of Noble Grecians and Romans
Clapton
Hendrix
Live
The Rat Pack boys
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Metallica
Aerosmith
Marvin Gaye
Weezer
Everclear
Goo Goo Dolls
Matchbox 20
Bon Jovi
Tupac
AC/DC
Billy Joel
Led Zeppelin
Stevie Wonder
The Who
Motley Crue
Def Leppard
Monty Python's Holy Grail
Kung Pow
Spaceballs
Naked Gun
Gladiator
The Patriot
The Godfather
Casino
Some Like it Hot
Billy Madison
Super Troopers
Dumb and Dumber
Donnie Darko
Rebel Without A Cause
Dr. Strangelove
Killer Clowns from Outer Space
The Jerk
Young Frankenstein
Blazing Saddles
