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A Pictoral Story Of The Paul |
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The Story of The Paul is a much told tale. A tale of victory and defeat, love and war, cheesecakes and strudels. It has been told many times in many different ways. But here on this very page is the truth. The truth behind The Paul. |
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An early picture believed to have been taken during the "1980's" as it was called |
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Here are some exclusive photographs of The Paul's Ancestors |
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Cousins Muhammed, Chandrashekhar, and Rajanikant |
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Great-Grandpa Ndubi and his clan |
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Great Uncle Genghis |
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Early in his life The Paul had a couple failed pet experiments |
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The only thing good to say about this stupid mutt, is it never made a mess cause it'd rather eat it's own feces than dog food |
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Now here's a dog. This dog was to The Paul like a prostitute is to a sailor. Always there, only bit when you asked and all she ever wanted was a good bone. Damn good dog indeed. |
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While he was very young The Paul had a run in with the Evil-Rabbit Overlord, who later turned out to be some loser in a rabbit suit at a mall. Nevertheless, a close call. |
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The Paul also had many common aquantances during his youth, three of which we'll list here. |
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This is Josh, a weird sort. He later became a monk. Due to no photography in his monastary all we have is an artist's rendition of his current appearance. |
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This is Jason. He left to join the circus, when asked to send a photo he sent this one. He said his in there, though we're not quite sure where. |
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This one was known as Jeremy, an athlete in training. He later became a ninja (see below) |
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The Paul also tried many jobs in his first years |
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This is a very rare screen test photo of The Paul trying out for a role in the movie Tron. Unfortunately he did not get it. |
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This is The Paul working the phones for a telemarketing company he ran out of this recliner, the company went under three hours later |
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This photo is from The Paul's early modeling career. And is noteworthy as being the first shoot in which he would "show some skin" rarrrr |
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The last part of this chapter of The Paul's story involves his beloved vehicles. |
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This police file picture shows The Paul's first car being stolen by two disguised bandits. The car was never recovered but was seen being forced to perform in an awful television show about two birds whacking people. Though the police still don't have any leads it's believed the two thiefs could be any of these suspects. |
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Due to this horrendous theivery The Paul is now forced to drive this |
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THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!! |
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Well this is the end of The early years of The Paul. We hope you now have a greater appreciation of the man and his world. |
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