Daytona Beach Florida
Kristen: "Theta Chi, Theta Chi, OOOOOH Theta Chi!"
"What plane?"
"Was that.... was that a Kangaroo?"
Arienne: "My dog smells like grapes. Smell it's nose!"
Lisa: "Your dog is spanking me... I haven't been spanked in a while, and I dont want the first time to be by your dog."
Guy who walked down the street with our car:
"3 sets - thats 6 nice tiddies in this car"
(to Kristen) "You're the top 14, no, 7 that I've seen EVER, you're beautiful."
"Armadillo? Thats a speed bump!"
"Embry-Riddle: The school that can build and design airplanes, but cant design a freaking parking lot!"
Lisa: "I had several feet before the light!"
"How many points do I get for hitting a kangaroo?"
Kristen: (while Arienne is waiting to get home so she can go potty) "APPENDIX!!!"
(talking about her ball of yarn) "It's the size of my HEAD!"
Arienne: (talking about her brother) "I never said he was human!"
Kristen: "Your brother's got spoda syndrome... he's spoda do a lot of stuff, but he don't do nothin"
"The 4 B's - Brandon's Big Booty Biatch"
Arienne: "WHO IS THIS? I'm his sister! BRANDON! One of your TRIFLING HOES is on the phone!"
"She's trying to figure out from which way her ass is getting beat"
"Do you want me to be the color of brown skittles?"
"HAVE we been drinking?!??"
Lisa: "I got strong toe nails... they're like mama jamas"
"I don't even know if I'm making words yet"
"There's a pedestrian limping here............ bitch"
"My band-aid has no sticky!"
"They'll be like you guys went tuda zoo and killed a kangaroo!"
Arienne: "I need to BUDGET my SPACE" (after turning around in the smallest friggin parking lot at a budget inn on the strip of daytona... the first of two budget inn's that we used the parking lot to turn around in)