Dino Scarlo w/ The 'Don' Occhetti
Youre Only Hope Of Survival Is By Staying Out Of Our Way, Kapiche!
In The Italian Restaurant: To Ridgeway and Enigma *PPV Rp #4*
*The
scene is being shown in a restaurant in
Dino:
Now I just wanna get your opinion on my match at the ppv, though, you all know I
am going to win, I just wanna know who will be my toughest challenge, Ridgeway,
or Enigma?
Misty: Well of course honey, we all know you are going to win, but I think Enigma has a great opportunity of winning to, no offence honey
Dino:
None Taken *looks angry*
The
Don: Well of course boss, I have all the faith in you off winning, but as Misty
said boss, Enigma may upset you.
Dino:
Yeah! *sarcastic, looks even more angry*
Kalducci:
As your lawyer, I advice you not to do anything stupid to your opponents this
Sunday. But to answer your question, and as an honest, loyal man, I think that
Ridgeway is going to win, I mean, he is mega pissed about you kissing Trish!
Misty:
What the f***, you kissed Tiffany, you think Tiffany is better than me, you
think that she is better looking, well you can stick these god damn meatball
right up your ass Spaghetti breath!!
Dino:
No, I did it not cause I don’t love you, its just to get back at Ridgeway!!
*Misty
grabs her dinner and chucks the spaghetti and meatballs over his head. Dino
looks sorry, and angry at the same time. Many people around the restaurant,
including his family, start laughing at him. His lawyer stands up and wipes all
of the spaghetti on to the plate. He hands the plate to Dino!*
Dino:
Why the hell are you giving it to me you jackass. Here you go Ma, some more
dinner for ya!
Mother
Scarlo: Whhhhhh…..yyyyyy………..thank……..you………son, ill eat it
after I have finished this plate! *Mother Scarlo all old and decrepit and
wasting away*
Dino:
Now ma, I haven’t heard youre opinion on my match against Ridgeway and Enigma!
Ma:
*Speaking old, and stutterish* Well Salvatore, to be honest, I don’t know who
Ridgeway and Enigma is!!
Dino:
Ma, for the last time, Salvatore dies 5 years ago, remember, you killed him, my
only brother, remember yet ma, you fed him to the pigs god damnit!
Ma:
Oh yes, I remember now, he stole 5 dollars of off me just to buy a pack of
cigars, that treacherous bastard. Im very sorry about that Pauley!!
Dino:
That’s it ma, I have had enough of youre bullshit. Youre old, decrepit, you
call me someone who I have never even heard off before, who the heck is Pauley.
I think its about time that you got fed to the pigs you old bat!!
Ma:
Why sure Pauley, I am more than happy to help you with the cleaning In your
house, you just give me a call and
Don:
Youre not actually going to feed youre ma to the pigs are you, that’s cruel,
youre own mother, Dino, ill tell you what, Ill call the retirement village to
come and pick her up tomorrow afternoon and then she will be out of your life
forever!
Dino:
Great idea Don, actually, how about you call them now!
*Dino
and Don smile while Ma Scarlo grabs her walking stick and starts hitting Louie.
Louie tries to back off while the old bat laughs. Louie begins to cry faintly as
everyone in the restaurant laughs at him. Louie continues to cry and runs out of
the building and into the limo. The Don walks up to the telephone and phones the
people to come and pick her up*
*1
hour later*
*Dino
sees an ambulance pull up outside the building. They rush into the building and
find about 8 people on the floor with bruises on their faces. It seems that Ma
Scarlo has assaulted them with her walking stick*
Ma:
You rotten little kids, give me my god damn purse back, ill get you for this,
ill make you pay, ill get my son Pauley to murder you and kill youre families!!
Dino:
Ma, what actually did they do to you??
Ma:
They stole my glasses and my god damn purse, those little beatniks!!!
Dino:
But Ma, you are wearing youre glasses and youre purse is hanging out of youre
handbag. Hey Ma, I want you to meet some friends of mine, they are going to take
you away in an ambulance back to the house *He winks to the Don* And you know
youre long life ambition ma!
Ma:
To f*** Ricky Martin!
Dino:
No Ma, you always wanted to ride in an ambulance, and Ma, you are going to ride
in an Ambulance!!!
Ma:
Yeh!!!!! Ne Na Ne Na Ne Na!!!! Can I drive, did I ever mention to you that I
passed my diving license like 78 years ago!!!!
Dino:
No Ma, you never actually mentioned that one!
*The
men come over to the old bat and put her on their shoulders. They quickly run
off into the ambulance with her and drive off. Dino face lights up with a huge
smile. He pulls out a cigar and lights it up*
Dino:
Did I ever mention Don that I was the one that stole that 5 dollars from her
purse *Laughs* Now Don, I saw you and Enigma the other night, and I must say,
you two looked great together, almost as if, you were his manager and not
mine!!!
Don:
No Boss, that aint true, I cross my heart and hope not to die, I swear on your
mothers life!
Dino:
You only say that cause you know that I wish my ma was dead you fool!
Don:
Oh yeah, well I swear on Louie’s life, I swear, all we are, are good friends,
that’s all, all Ive done is helped him out in some tight spots.
Dino:
Well Don, I think it is time that you chose exactly where youre priorities lie,
Kapiche!
*The
Don takes a huge gulp and watches Dino walk off into the limo. The Don follows
and gets into the drivers seat. The limo pulls out as the camera fades*
*Next
Night*
*Tiffany
Michaels gets set to interview Dino just before his match. Dino walks up to her
and smiles. Tiffany starts to ask him some questions*
Tiffany
Michaels: Now Don, you are 24 hours away from your big TV title match against
Ridgeway and Enigma. Now Ridgeway has a lot of payback in store for you after
you kissed Trish, in front of him! Now do you have a plan in store for Ridgeway!
Tiffany:
Don’t you think you have any challenge at all??
Dino:
Of course not, I mean Ridgeway, c’mon, rabbits fight better fights than him.
And as for Enigma, his head is on a screwloose, he aint going to even step in
the ring this Sunday if he is going to act like he is at the moment. I offered
him help, and he threw it back in my face, well you see this fist Tiff, I am
going to throw it stright back in his face, Kapiche!!!
*Dino walks off as the camera fades away*
Dino Scarlos Next Match: Triple Threat TV Title match