By Enigma and Daniel Darling

Justice last served to : Jerry Springer

Win=0 Loss=0 Draw=0

Pig Destroyer - Synthetic Utopia

Short wave dictator launches the blitzkrieg upon your frontal lobe
The unexpected siege of the fortress thought impenetrable "world peace"
Just a few elusive frequencies away for there is no enslavement more absolute
Than unconscious enslavement.

* The camera peers into the locker room and slowly aims at Enigma. Don is catching some sleep at the back of the room, and Lewis sits infront of Enigma for a quick interview*

Lewis: Good to catch up with you again Enigma

Enigma: Its captain Enigma you vile little worm with funny chicken legs. Now, explain to me what the hell it is you want, I have very little time till the show.

Lewis: Well, once again your facing Pariah. You've fought this man in many hard battles, so what are you opinions on him?

Enigma: I'm sorry chicken legs, I think you must be confusing me with some one else. I, CAPTAIN ENIGMA, have never faced either of this little hick before. But my hero, who I base my life on, Enigma has.

Lewis: Umm, tell me what you think of Pariah anyway.

Enigma: I hold him with high regard, as when you compare him to other hicks suck as Jerry Springer, President Clinton and Superman, he seems like the greatest human on earth. But in reality he's just some guy who lives in the back of a old Monte Carlo. I have no worries of beating him, ill just pound him to death using my almighty justice stick!

Lewis: What about ATM?

Enigma: Ive held a natural grudge agasint him for well over 15 years.

Lewis: You've known him that long !?!

Enigma: No, another ATM stole my fucking card. Ive never forgiven ATM's for that, everytime I see one of there kind I get the sudden urge to get on all fours and urinate like a dog.

Lewis: Y-you what?

Enigma: Well you see I-

*Don comes over and starts rubbing Enigma's shoulders*

Enigma: Hmmm it appears its time for our pre-match ritual. Leave.

Lewis: Huh?

Enigma: Get the hell out of the Justice cave!

*Lewis, gets up with a slightly bemused and scared look on his face gets up and hurries out the room. He rushes out and slams the door, he hears gentle whines from behind the door of the locker room/Justice Cave, but knows better than to walk back in.*