PPV RP# 3 An African Black Stand
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Its been 3 long weeks now since either Dino Scarlo or The Enigma have
compeated in the IWA ring. Dino is in better shape then he has ever been, but
Enigma appears to getting a little flabby. Enigma has he trouser croatch
palled to his knee's, his bright blue underpants sticking out the top and a
puffer jacket on. He's getting "jiggy" to "Without me" }
Enigma: Oh yeah! Im cool, im hip!
( At that moment, Misty walks into the room, dressed in a skin
tight top and a very short mini skirt. She size's Enigma up from the
door way of the room. Enigma turns to the cd player and bends over to hit the
off switch, and Misty gets a full on look at his butt. She turns her nose up
in disgust. Misty slowly approachs him.)
Misty: Well ..uhh.. looking banging Enigma!
Enigma: Fo schizzle mah nizzle.
Misty: What?
Enigma: Waccy fuzzle!
Misty: Pardon?
Enigma: Yo Yo Bitch, dont have a buzzle, just
grab my 12 inch and u better start to guzzle
*The
phone begins to ring* Yo, tha daz meng is ringing, gimme 5 mins yo.
Misty: Bitch? BITCH!?!?!
Man on phone: Hey, is that Enigma?
Enigma: Yo man,
im gangsta fo sho.
Man
on Phone: Right. So your a black, rapping wrestler right? And you currently
with the IWA?
Enigma: Fo
Shezzy mah Chessey.
Man
on Phone: Ok, what ever. Your sure your black? You dont sound it.
Enigma: Man
listin to this *Clears his throat*:
Yo yo mah homies I got it goin on!
Bitchs
scream my name, people die in vain!
Man
on phone: uhhh...
Enigma:Looky,
I's gotto go mah bitch is calling, Peace Out!
Misty: Im no bitch you mother f*cker!
( Enigma puts down the phone, flapping his arms about and doing a little jig
as he does. He turns round only to have a mug smashed down on top of his head
sending him to the floor. )
Misty: I aint no Bitch, im a slut!
( Enigma sits up as Misty leaves the room. He rubs his head and watchs her
slam the door.)
Enigma: Man, I dont see whats so good about gettin hit on.
Saturday the 24th of August.
The night before Blood Bath.
( The set of hit BET chat show "Hip Hop Deluxe" is shown. Snoop Dog
is seen leaveing the floor.)
Stuart Scott: Well, there goes a man who allways take's his greens! *Auidence
Chuckle* Haha, Well folks, up next is the young and up comeing African
American, rapping wrestler. He has
been tearing up the Indy sceans for a few years, but has since settaled down
in IWA. Give me a big round of appluase for the one, the only, THE ENIGMA!
( The crowd break out in patchy applause. and the Enigma struts out onto the
stage)
Enigma: Yo Yo Yo!
Scott: I-i-i
Enigma: Am pleased to meet you is what yo is tryin to say mah nizzle! Banging!
Boo-yaaah!
Scott: I was actully gonna say-
Enigma: Im like a god to you? Yo damn right!
Scott: Your white!
Enigma: No im African American.
Scott: Your damn white!
Enigma: I know im damn right! Ill prove im black listin to this:
Wigg Wiggy Wally! This be a phat ass
hola
I was like, hot sauce! - ear is licktious
Flirtatious,
trying to show patience
I'm
jacking for the right time to unload my puh-leeze (you know)
Waitin
for the right time to flash them chese, then uhh
I'm
grievin, please be pleezin - ohhh!
Enigma:
What y'all think?
(The
audience boo loudly, several mutter what the f*ck was that?)
Scott:
Leave my show.
Enigma:
But-
Scott:
Now
Enigma:
No, Im making a stand for All African-Americans everywhere!
(The
Enigma drops his pants. Yes, both pairs, and runs around screaming like a
headless chicken)
Enigma:
Yo mofo's cant get in my way! Im the next George bush! Ill be the first Black
idoit!
(Suddenly 2 big men grab Enigma and throw him into the ally. A limo pulls up
beside him. Don occheti throws a towel around him and chucks him into the
back.)
Dino: Enigma.
Enigma: Yo mah dunny?
Dino: Shut the f*ck up. And lose the gimmick.
Enigma: Ok...
Dino: Come this sunday there will be new IWA tag team champions. Lets review the candidates. Pariah and Tre kewl. Well, I seem to remember that a few weeks back, Enigma defeated Pariah in a ladder match, and 3 weeks ago I beat Tre in a strap match, and then the unuseal suspects destroyed them both. So there out the picture. Then its IOV. Ridgeway has done little to intregue me, and he infact caused Enigma a 6 man tag match a while back, and I dont even know who his tag partner is, so I wont speak ill of him. And then Death Striker and Asylum, who are just plain out incompertent. And finally, we come to the next tag team champs, the favourites to win in every body's eyes, even there opponents. The Enigma, and myself Dino Scarlo. I remain undeafeated, and the only time Enigma has lost is when he faced unfair odds. Such as the 6 man tag, which turned in a 3 in 1 match due to his partners absence, and once vs me, and once agaisnt Krook and Christian Matthews. So, loyal fans, when you go to your local betting office, dont ask yourself "who will win?" ask yourself "How much should I bet on the unuseal suspects?" kapiche?
(
The camera cuts from the window, and see's the limo speed off into the
distance....)
Next Match
Tag Team Title Tournament
The Unusual Suspects
VS
Innovators Of Violence
Winner ?
VS Winner >
Winner?
Lost Generation
VS
Asylum & Deathstriker
