Dino Scarlo w/ The 'Don' Occhetti
Youre Only Hope Of Survival Is By Staying Out Of Our Way, Kapiche!
To Ridgeway, Enigma and Pariah *PPV RP #3*
*As the crowd get over Ridgeways comments made earlier on tonight, they await a response from Enigma and Dino Scarlo. As usual a limo pulls up into the arena, no doubt it is none other than Dino Scarlo. This time he doesn’t watch his back as he knows that Enigma has a restraining order against him. Dino smiles and is followed out by a man dressed in a suit with glasses. It is someone we have never seen before. They walk towards the entrance then get blocked off by none other than Pariah. Pariah looks at the other man and spits on his boot. Dino stands up to Pariah and smiles. Pariah looks back in the same way and lets Dino walk past him. The crowd are a bit confused after there collision. Gangstas Paradise hits the PA system and the titan tron hits and Dino appears at the entrance along with this mystery man. Dino does his usual strut down to the ring and along the way rips up a couple of banners and signs. The other man just follows him and looks a bit nervous. He walks over to the announcers table and grabs some cigars out of the commentators front pocket. He pulls a cigar out of the packet. He puts one in his mouth and asks the mystery man to light it for him. He lights it up and asks him to get the mic off the ring announcer. The mystery man takes the mic off of the announcer and gives it to Dino. Dino rolls under the ring and the mystery man walks up the steps and goes under the second rope into the ring. As usual Dino waits for this animated crowd to shut up. The man next to him crosses his arms and looks nervous again, its as if hes worried about what Dino might do. Dino pulls a baton from his trousers and walks outside of the ring and goes to hit one of the fans. The other man follows him and advices him not to proceed. Dino looks angry but then decides not to go ahead with assaulting the fan. Dino gets back in the ring and takes a huge breath and relaxes. He then puts the mic towards his mouth and prepares to speak. The crowd then start to chant again and Dino looks real pissed but decides to just speak anyway.*Dino: Now don’t you lot think its time that I get a little respect around here. Come on, I am going to win the TV title this Sunday and you think I don’t deserve some respect. And you also don’t think I deserve respect because I am going to be the future IWA champion. Well you guys out here just make me sick. Now im sorry If I offended you in some way when I did a very sick act and paid someone off to act as a hanged up Bob, but don’t you think it needed to be done, this man, he is just insane, he speaks to a fricking brick wall half his time and is friends with an invisible being. Well that’s pretty pathetic don’t you think. It had to be done. I took Enigma to god damn DisneyWorld to take his mind off Bob, and what happens, he accuses Mickey Mouse of being Bob’s kidnapper. Well I had to take this action otherwise, this would just continue forever. I also took him to see a god damn psychiatrist and he accused him. This man is a god damn nut. Yeah, hes got guts, that’s why I asked him to be my tag partner, but something had to be done. That’s why I did all of this Enigma, because I care about you and don’t want you doing something that you will regret, that’s exactly why a placed a restraining order on your ass. I didn’t want you doing something that you would regret and take it out on me. Now after our little match at Uprising when I beat your skinny little ass from pillar to post, and I take claim of the TV title, I am offering you a chance to apologise. Apologise for the way you have treated me when I gave you help. And I want us to become friends again. But when it comes to this Sunday at Uprising, there wont be no friends, there will be enemies, and at Uprising my friend, you are Enemy No.1.
Now I am sure you are all wondering who this man is standing right next to me. This man has been a part of our family for the whole of my life. A good friend of my fathers. He is none other than the family lawyer, Louie Kalducci! *crowd boo* Now that little prick sitting in the front row, if it wasn’t for this man right here, your ass would be grass, so I think you should get on your knees and be thankful that he saved your ass just now, Kapiche! Now this man was the man behind my decisions, my decisions to keep these business deals a secret. He is the man behind getting a restraining order against that she bitch Enigma. So give it up for my lawyer and good friend, Louie Kalducci! Now I wanna talk about a thorn in my boot. Another one of those annoying slugs that you just love kicking off the sidewalks. And that man is Pariah. Now Pariah, who do you think you are, I mean, you say that I shouldn’t be in this fed and I don’t deserve to be here. Man, you don’t deserve to be here cause no one likes you, I mean, Ridgeway beat you, and I beat Shane Love, now tell me who don’t deserve to be in this fed. And then you have the audacity to challenge me and Enigma to a tag team match. I mean, no offence or nuthin but you aint no competition. For a start you cant wrestle, you have no talent, and frankly, me and Enigma, are just plain better than you. *Laughs* Now though we will obviously beat you anyway, we will be up for the fight, we would love to kick your ass any place any time. So Pariah, you name the place, and bring it on, oh yeah and I wish you good luck in your battle royale, cause you are going to need it! Now onto that little dipshit by the name off Ridgeway. You said you actually think you are going to beat me and that I am trying to convince everyone, *laughs* I don’t need to convince anyone, I know that I am going to win, and everyone knows it. And then you say that you don’t know who we are, well Ridgeway, at the PPV, you will find out exactly who we are, the orchestraters of crime, the Unusual Suspects. You say that do you really think we can last 30 seconds in the ring with you, of course not. Because we will be the ones beating your ass in them 30 seconds then we wont be lasting 30 seconds with you because we would off already beaten your ass already. You see, we don’t like guys like you. Infact, in our lives, we have kicked many asses that are similar to yours. Your just another punk waiting to be beaten down. As I said to Shane Love, Mafioso men like me will always live and we will show you why Mafioso is stronger than ever, Kapiche! Ridgeway, prepare for what I call a Mafioso ass kicking courtesy of leader of the Unusual Suspects, Dino Scarlo!
*Dino continues to smile and gives the mic to Louie to give to the announcer. Louie and Dino leave the ring and walk towards the announcer and Louie hands him the mic. Dino drops the cigar from his hand and then stomps it out. He then looks behind the ring bell. He finds a beer cooler and opens it and finds 6 beers. He takes two and throws one to Louie. Louie gladly drinks the beer very slowly while Dino opens his and downs it down in about ten seconds. Dino grabs the cooler and takes it with him up the ramp. Din and Louie disappear behind the curtain and meet backstage with Don Occhetti. Don looks pretty happy and looks as if he has a surprise in store for Dino. He points over to the hallway of the arena and there is one god damn fit bird at the end of the hallway. Dino smiles and runs to the end of the hall and hugs who is to believed to be Dino Scarlos girlfriend Misty. He slaps a huge kiss on her and lets her go. He smiles and tells Don to take her to his locker room while he takes care of some business. Don takes her away and Dino walks towards Ridgeways locker room. He knocks the door and waits for someone to open the door. Ridgeways Valet Trish opens the door and a sudden fright hits her face. Dino smiles and grabs her hair. He throws her onto the seat and Dino sits on the other.*
Trish: Wha……What do you want with me, what have I done??
Dino: Now Trish, theres no need to be all nervous, take a chill pill and calm down, I aint going to hurt you. All I do is want to explain something to you. Now during me, Enigmas and ridgeways match, I don’t want you to get involved, you hear me. You get involved in the match, then I might do something to you. I tell you what, if you do this for me, ill give you something that you have been gagging for ever since you lay your eyes on Dino Scarlo. A little something that you have dreamed off, but only if you keep *Walks up to Trish* out of our match and keep this a secret! So how about it Trish, do you want it!
*Dino comes up to Trish and leans on her. He gives her a peck on the cheek and kisses her on the lips. Trish tries to push Dino off of him but cant get him off of her. Dino continues to kiss her until Ridgway walks in the room. Ridgeway looks shocked, so he grabs a chair and prepares to hit Dino with it, but Dino ducks and runs out of the room. Ridgeway looks at Trish in a shocked manner as if she meant to kiss him. The camera shoots back outside the room where Dino looks smug and runs towards his locker room. He breaks the door down and tells Don to get the car ready. Don runs out of the room as Dino gives Misty a huge kiss. Louie looks outside the locker room and sees ridgeway walking towards the room. He tells Dino that he is coming and they all burst out of the room and run towards the parking lot. Ridgeway follows them and is holding a baseball bat. The camera shoots in the parking lot and you can see a limo pulling up. Dino, Misty and Louie quickly jump into the limo. Ridgeway appears but is too late as the limo has gotten away. Ridgeway looks pissed and surely will want revenge at the PPV*
Dino Scarlos Next Match: Triple Threat TV Title match:
Enigma Vs Dino Scarlo Vs Ridgeway