PPV RP# 3: A Night At The Bar
*The
Camera cuts backstage where we can see Enigma sitting all alone in the canteen
indulging in some fudge cake. He takes a couple of bites and scrunches
his eyes up and licks his lips due to the wonderful taste of the delicious
fudge. He takes the final piece, leans back on his chair and throws it into
his mouth. He licks the excess cake off of his face and begins singing
California Dreaming.*
Misty:
So whats that youre singing?
Dino:
That Bitch, do you know where they went?
Worker:
I over heard them talking about going to a bar a couple of miles away.
Dino: Don’t worry, by the way, thanks for the help, Kapiche!
*Dino walks off looking angry while the worker looks on. Dino walks up the hallway and out into the parking lot. He opens up his sentinel with force, gets inside and slams the door shut. He turns on the ignition and drives off at top speed.
*1 hour later*
*The camera cuts to a bar on the outside of town where the arena is. Sitting at the bar is Enigma and Misty. The man asks at the bar whether he wants a drink.*
Barman: Hey man, whats up, hey........dont I know you, yeah, your that guy off of TV, I got one of your shirts, you no that one with the clown on the front.
Enigma: Is that some kind of insult??
Barman: No........Look!!
*The barman pulls a T-Shirt from behind the bar. He unravels the shirt and on the front is a picture with a clown and black writing that says save Bob. Enigma looks in shock and utters the name Bob. A tear drops from his eye, but he soon nods his head and has a go at the barman!*
Enigma: Bob aint real for gods sake, he was a figment of my imagination, Dino told me so, put that shirt away before I stick it where the sun dont shine!!*
Barman: Ok, Ok, dont bite my head off, anyways, what you having to drink??
Enigma: I dont want one!
Barman: You got to have one, this is a bar, not somewhere to just chat, now you either order or get out!!
Enigma: Ok, Ok, ill have a large chocolate milkshake, ummmmmmmm, milkshake!!
Barman: *Laughs* This is a bar, not McDonalds. Look, we have beer if you want it?? Or how about whisky??
Enigma: No, No, you dont wanna know what happened the last time I drank a beer, I danced around like a bellend and got naked............Hey, I have a great idea, infact ill have two large whiskys!
Barman: Ok, two whiskys coming up, ill bring it over to a table, where your girlfriend is sitting.
Enigma: She aint my girlfriend!
Barman: Well she think she is, she has been stareing at your ass all night. Ill bring them over to you
*Enigma looks shy and walks over too the table. Misty gets up and pulls out the chair for Enigma. Enigma starts to talk to himself as Misty goes off to the toilet.*
Enigma: Dance around like a bellend and get naked, thats exactly what I am going to do to you Misty, he he he.
Barman: Two whiskys!
*The barman puts the whiskys on the table and walks off as Enigma has a smirk on his face.*
*2 hours later*
*We come back to the bar to find Misty standing on a table in front of Enigma dancing around like a bellend. Misty grabs the attention of several men who pull their chairs around the table and watch Misty dance. They start to chant "We Want Puppies", and before you know it, Misty starts to pull her T-Shirt off to reveal these huge puppies. All the men are drooling and want to touch them. They go to touch them and Misty lets them.*
Man in bar: This is better than Hooters, whoo hoo!!!!
*As they continue a figure walks into the bar. Its Dino Scarlo. Dino looks pissed. He goes up to one of the men touching her tits, grabs a chair, and smashes the chair over his back. Dino pushes the men away, including Enigma and picks Misty up and drags her on his shoulder. He puts her on a chair and walks off to his car while she sits. He come back with a rope and tape.*
Dino: Your gonna pay bitch!!! Just like Pariah and Tre will this Sunday at BlooBath. It seems I am going to have a little surprise for him.
Misty: What are you doing Dino!!!!??
*Dino gets the rope and struggles to tie Misty to the chair. He does and them puts the tape round her mouth. Misty is naked on the chair and helpless. Him and Enigma grab the chair and put her and the chair in the back seat of there Sentinel. They start to drive off back to the arena.*
*1 hour later*
*The sentinel pulls into the arena and parks. Dino and Enigma gets out of the front, opens the back and pulls Misty who is tied to a chair out and shut the back.*
Enigma: What are we gonna do with her??
Dino: Give her to Pariah!
Enigma: What, why?
Dino: He is gay of course, he will dread the sight of this naked woman outside his locker room, now lets go and waste no time about it.
*Dino and Enigma drag her all the way to the outside of Pariahs locker room. They sit her upright and knocks Pariahs locker room door and run. It takes a couple of minutes for someone to answer. Pariah walks out and see's Misty naked tied to a chair. He cringes and looks away from the horrid sight.*
Pariah: Man get her out of here!
*Pariah closes his door and leaves her there as the camera cuts back to the Unusual Suspects locker room.*
Enigma: Do you reckon he will like it?
Dino: Nope, but He will like it a lot more than the BloodShed we will inflict on them at Blood Bath. I can almost taste the victory!
Enigma: I wouldnt get too confident if I were you!!
Dino: Of course you wouldnt, but I have reason to be confident. I mean, I am the TV Champion, I am Undeafeated, and we will beat the Innovators of Violence in the first round. And then obviously we would fight Pariah and Tre Kewl. *Laughs* And you actually think we will lose to them. Give me a break. We will definetely be IWA's first ever, Tag team champions, Kapiche!!!
*Dino looks at Enigma with a smirk as the camera fades.*
Next Match
Tag Team Title Tournament
The Unusual Suspects
VS
Innovators Of Violence
Winner ?
VS Winner >
Winner?
Lost Generation
VS
Asylum & Deathstriker
