Im a Animal! Graaah!

* Jorden Reus walks down the corridor of the Savvis center, its just over 24 hours till breakdown. Jorden has yet to break the unfortunet news to The Enigma that he has been booked for breakdown, despite fileing for a injury leave. Never the less, Jorden has a plastic bag half filled with bits and pieces. He approachs the locker room of Enigma. He slows down as he gets with in 10 foot of the door before finally stopping just outside it. He eyes up the door. Its a faded wooden door, the blue paint is peeling at the sides, and doesnt look all to sturdy. He raps the door several times, and the Enigma sign drops of and reveals 'Mens' written in black paint. He enters the room and see's Enigma sat on the bowl in his Undertaker PJ's and a neck brace*

Jorden: Enigma, you gotto get prepped up.

Enigma: Why?

Jorden: You got a match tomorrow night.

Enigma: Awwww but Jorden! You said you sent Vinny my form, you told me I was getting a little time off for my neck!

Jorden: Yeah well Vinny is a lieing bastard ya here? You aint got much choice, so unless you dont want to rack up another loss, you better get ready. How the hell did you hurt your neck again?

Enigma: Well, it was like this......

*The screen goes wavey, signalling Enigma is haveing a flash back. Enigma's rental car is seen pulling up to bar, he exits and strolls in through the double doors. The camera looks around, its pretty much what you would call a dive, with fadeing Led Zepplin posters all on the walls, and some guy takeing a p*ss in the corner. He wonders up to a women sat at the bar, and sits next to her.*

Enigma: Hi there.

Women: Um...Hi

Enigma: Whats your name miss?

Women: Jenny-

Enigma: Jenny? Well, thats a bit of a stupid name aint it! Im the Enigma.

Jenny: A-a-a stupid name?

Enigma: Jeez, now I see why you got such a dumb name you stupid bitch! Hey bartender, Ill have a breezer, give dumb bitch over there a tomato juice, its a little obvouius she's had to much to drink!

Jenny: Spray!

* The man who was p*ssing in the corner as Enigma came in runs over as Jenny called him, it can only be assumed this is the guy who is known as Spray. No prizes for guessing how he got his nickname.*

Spray: Whut up?

Jenny: This man has been insulting me!

Spray: the weirdo in the mask? Well, ill show him not to mess with you!

*Spray walks over to Enigma, who has now moved down the bar away from Jenny. As he stops behind him Enigma is slapped by another women who proceeds to storm off*

Spray: Were you insulting my girlfriend?

Enigma: Not at all. I was just pointing out the fact she was a complete and utter idiot. Oh, and the fact God must of beat her with a stupid stick. She should'nt take it so personally, I mean, its not her fault she is stupid AND ugly is it! Its probably your fault actully.

*The man lets out a loud yell as he grabs Enigma's head and begins to bounce it off the bar. This doesnt really phase Enigma, as its actully been proven now that he has a head at least two times thicker than the average man. It was actully the glass breezer bottle smashed over his neck that did the damage. The screen fades again and the camera shows the locker room again.*

Jorden: God damn. Never again am I gonna let you out without Dino, Don or me. Never! Now, get your ass here.

*Enigma gets up and walks to Jorden, and Jorden chucks a stuffed Anarchy Anth figure across the room and puts one arm around Enigma's shoulder.*

Jorden: See that doll? Thats Anus Anth, one of tomorrows oppenents. Now, what are you gonna do to him?

Enigma: Pin him?

Jorden: Nope.

Enigma: Beat him up a litte?

Jorden: Getting warmer.

Enigma: Kick his ass?

Jorden: Correct! Now, repeat after me. Im gonna kick some butt!

Enigma: Im gonna kick some butt....

Jorden: Louder you moron! What are you gonna do?

Enigma: Im gonna walk all over him! Ill destroy him! Ill chew of his left ear-

Jorden: Now now, this is wrestling, not boxing. Now you see the doll? Pounce on it, destroy it like you'll destroy Anal anth and Dickstroker!

*Enigma leaps across the room and lands on the doll. He starts tearing away at the doll with his teath, then chucks it across the room. Jorden picks up the doll and looks at the hole in the crouch where Enigma had violently chewed off. *

Jorden: Hehe, good good! Your finally showing that killer instinct. Now, wipe the spit of your chin and get in bed, you got a long day ahead of you.

Enigma: Bed time! Bed time!

*Enigma dives into bed and grabs his nightime read, 'The little train that could' and snuggles down in bed. Jorden plugs the night light in, and aproachs the door.*

Enigma: Night' Enigma, you better win tomorrow.

*Jorden flips of the main light and leaves the room. Basicly the second he gets out he heres Enigma snoreing. He pauses, slaps his forhead, and wanders down the hallway.*

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