My Mates
my last page about my mates was sh*t to say the least. so here's a proper page, and i might even put pictures up -1) if you're lucky, and 2) if any of my so-called friends will let me!!!
heather
aka big hendo, big hendo beast, and lots of other horrible nicknames!! heath has been one of my best friends since home economics in 1st year! we united against the enemy (evil miss mclean) and took victory in breaking all the sewing machines in the whole department. since our rebellion then, we've become firm friends...god knows why!! hendo became an auntie on the 23rd of December, when her big sister Kim had a baby boy called jamie!
laura
laura is a big banana head who i've been bessie mates with since i was 4. we share lots of quality time together, including bitching, whinging, suicide pacts, depression, and building a snowman with a real tom hanks head in her back garden in the middle of the night. constructive. nice.
kathy
there are two words which describe kathy - man eater. that's pretty much all you can say without getting obscene...!! kathy is mad mad mad to the max, and now she has her own house - what is the world coming to when kathy can live on her own?! we're all getting so big........ i want my mum and some hot chocolate!!
suzy
suzanne is me mental mate. she is a 1st class party animal, who manages to be extremely intelligent and extremely drunk all at the same time!! how she does it is a wonder to me. actually it's not cos i'm just like her in that sense, but i'm not small and a size 6...grrr
emma
big skanker - as she's soooo affectionately known - is as her nickname suggests - big and skanky. oh, ok, i'm only joking! she's small and skanky. oh ok, she's not. emma is undescribable if i'm not allowed to say that she is skanky. oh well. anyway i met em through a young persons organisation - not naming any names...and she is mad. mad. mad. there's no two ways about it.
cloud
cloud's real name is actually cloud, cos her parents were hippies and she's marrying ratboy. honest alayne, she really is! oh ok, she's not, but cloud really is the nicest person in the whole entire world! honest! and she is a big mad dancer - we're going to see her dance show on saturday! hurrah!
kirsty
kirsty wirsty of the woo! how much do i miss you? loads!! kirsty was dragged kicking and screaming to liverpool last year and we all miss her loads and loads!! she is another survivor of the young peoples organisation!!
And Finally....
A big hello to all me internet and 'phonics buddies who i don't know enough about to write anything on this page!!