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The Ebonic Days of Christmas, by Mike.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve DJ's rapping,
Eleven Glocks-a-busting,
Ten hos-a-ho-ing
Nine Wiggers Posing
Eight stolen Sterios
Seven Triple-Plat-nums
Six Switchblades Switching
Fried Chicken Wings
Four 10k Rims
Three Afro Picks
Two bodyguards
And a Cartrage in my left Knee.
CHUBYBUNNYCHAMP: once upon a time in the land down under (new england, afghanistan) was a town known as sushiville. there was a retard named anal probe that lived there (a.k.a. anthony). anal probe loved to take long strolls on the beach while gazing at rainbows with his pet unicorn yolonda. so one fine morn in ireland i mean sushiville...anal probe was taking a strole with yolonda then out of no where an alien flew down in some sort of penis shaped craft. anal probe screamed like a lil girl he screamed like a pansey alil pansey girlly man...well anyways the aliens turned yolonda into jarjarbinks and they took anthony back to there leader kangaroo jack. so that night the aliens thought of a briliant way to use anal probe (a.k.a. anthony). so later that night they brought anal probe to lisa esterdalls house and stuck anal probe up her ass. she screamed like a noriegahn viking flicking off a pigeon that was your best friend when they stuck anal probe up her anis(no anthony not uranis the planet made of a big ball of gas but her anis) anywho..... she screamed and her pet shitzu was starring at the anal probe going up her anis and shit started to fly out of lisas ass into the shitzus mouth so the shitzu turned into puff the magic dragon and married god zilla and had a kid named bill cosby that later evolved into fat albert ....the moral of the story kids is dont eat ham on a fish fillet sandwhich ...because there aint no sand in a sandwhich so why do they call it a sandwhich...and were do you really go when someones says go up my butt and aropund the corner ...ill tell you were you go u go in the freakin spleen man the freakin spleen just like michael jackson a.k.a. peter pan does when melosting queen latifa....the end
CHUBYBUNNYCHAMP: it doesnt even tell you what happened to anal probe
CHUBYBUNNYCHAMP: man i hate that story now im gonna be wondering where anal probe is and what he is doing
PhatAntwan: just say it got lost up lisa's butt cause it turned at the wrong corner
I-Iggnorant
R-Rejected Retards
A-Assinine
Q-Queer
Thanks nick!
brazilianchica88: this medal goes to anthony le.. the one who knows all and is all about food...
DinoToez: its bad bcuz my mom says, youll be home , so you have to do the house work and take care of food and Dad hears "PLEASE turn the kids into your unappretiated slave laborers and bother them as much as possible, oh and if you can, get mad at them for stupid things all day long!"
DinoToez: ill brb i gotta go finish loading the dish washer
prettypinkswirl: "friends with benefits" hahahaha
prettypinkswirl: yea i know its the ne trend
prettypinkswirl: new*
prettypinkswirl: EVERYBODY is doing that they are going out but they dont have the label you know so technically they never have to break up
prettypinkswirl: man u could even have more than one "friend with benefits"
PhatAntwan: haha
Kyle's guide to being younger than Kyle (age 16)
- 1. You Must Listen To Crap Music
- 2. You Must Curse Like A Sailor
- 3. You Must Hate Your Parents
- 4. You Must Be Just Plain Stupid
Paigeipo1004: in this time of crisis, i turn to the picture of my rubber duckie for comfort. sigh....
MyZz IB quEeN: yeah
MyZz IB quEeN: ill get some where
MyZz IB quEeN: theres hope for all us ib students
MyZz IB quEeN: "were the future"
I'm sorry... you seem confused... This is a benevolent dictatorship. You're living in the world of democracy which ended on the other side of that door. Dictatorship is the opposite of democracy but what make it so wonderful is that I added "benevolent." Now, when I begin to seem like I am losing control and I see my people thinking of resulitng in mutiny, then this benevolent democracy will turn to what you call tyrany. Look up tyrany.
Quote from our "benevolent" geometery teacher, Mrs. MoateDana's wonderful vocabulary
1.Co-fuz-led: means confused, also spoken in other forms, cofuzling, cofuzler, and cofuzly
2. Sus-pit-ee-ous: means the same as suspitous, it just adds a little edge to the conversation!
3.Muv-ing-ton:....haha, thats a funny one.. you can guess the definition, but youll never really know!
4.Canadian- its a different definition folks, it means gay...yes, it is mean to the real canadians, but they know we really love them for not invading us or anything!(not that they can take us anywayz!)
5.Spoot!!!: ok, i didnt really make this one up, but it just deserves recognition, it is off the cartoon, the angry beavers, and is often used in the term Spoot Head....hehe
6. Frunky- ...i dont think this one means anything actually
7. chucklechuckle- it replaces LOL because its waaay over used, dont you think?
8. ish- i could tell you... but then i'd have to kill you!
9. Puh- means gross, rough, disgusting, but i must admit i have no idea who made this one up...but it wasnt me! :DSarah and Mrs Moate in Charleston
Mrs. Moate- Students please share the walkway and stay to the right! Sarah move to the right!
Sarah (muttering)- ok gosh.. I'm moving
Mrs. Moate- Sarah! I said move to the right!
Sarah (muttering some more)- Ok.. I'm going, I'm moving...
Mrs. Moate- Sarah! I'm not going to tell you again! Move to the right!
Sarah (muttering and quite agitated)- If I move any more to the right i'll be on the wall!
Mrs. Moate- SARAH!!! OTHER RIGHT!!!!
Sarah- Oh....MyCatNeedTheropy: hungry boy
MyCatNeedTheropy: that would be a good name for your future resturaunt
MyCatNeedTheropy: Eat at Hungry Atwans!
MyCatNeedTheropy: you could serve munchies... or something_______________________________________________________ This little link will be wonderful for anyone who is exploring the wonderful world of the spanish language...
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