av Crash Test Dummies
After seven days\
He was quite tired\
So God said\
"Let there be a day\
Just for picnics\
With the wine and bread"\
He gathered up\
Some people he had made\
Created blankets and laid back in the shade\
The people sipped their wine\
And what with God there, they asked him questions\
Like: do you have to eat\
Or get your hair cut\
In heaven\
And if your eye\
Got poked out in this life\
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife\
God shuffled his feet\
And glanced around\
At them\
The people cleared their throats\
And stared right back\
At him\
So he said: "Once there was a boy\
Who woke up\
With blue hair\
To him it was a joy\
Until he ran out into warm air\
He thought of how\
His friends would come to see\
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?"\
God shuffled his feet\
And glanced around\
At them\
The people cleared their throats\
And stared right back\
At him\
The people sat waiting\
Out on their blankets\
In the garden\
But God said nothing\
So someone asked him\
"I beg your pardon\
I'm not quite clear\
About what you just spoke\
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?�\
God shuffled his feet\
And glanced around\
At them\
The people cleared their throats\
And stared right back\
At him\
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