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(Remember president PD and Phantom
Demonicare two different people in these results. For
Entertainment issues.)
*The crowd bursts with
cheers as the screen turns black*
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CR: Well were back after an amazing announcment from our boss.
DR: This is going to be an exciting night folks. Our first match
is underway.
*During the break both Lita and Ritalin had already come down to the
ring. The bell rings as they lock up. Lita easily looses
the upper hand as she begins to be sent back by several right
hands. Lita staggers into the corner as Ritalin Begins to work on
Lita's body. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7 shots to Lita's stomach before Ritalin
lets loose. The referee, David Adams, attempts to break up
Ritalin but Ritalin pushes the ref out of the way. Ritalin gets
back to Lita as He begins to give her a standing foot choke. Lita
gasps for breath as the ref goes back over to ritalin and begins to
count. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9... Ritalin lets go. He
whips Lita with incredible power over to the opposing turnbuckle.
She hits it with massive force racking herself in the turnbuckle.
Ritalin prepares like a bull twords a madator as he charges twords the
unsuspecting Lita.*
DR: This is going to hurt.
CR: LITA MOVE!!
*Lita comes out of her daze and sees the massive bull Ritalin charging
twords her. She drops to the ground and Ritalin busts right
through the ropes, his shoulder crashing on the black steel
turnbuckle. Lita rolls around on the floor untill she is on the
outside of Ritalin. With one swift shot she sends a small bawled
fist to Ritalins spegetti and meatballs. Ritalin staggers and as
he does Lita takes the advantage. She swings off the ropes and
gives a drop kick to Ritalins right knee. She continues to do
this three more times and the crowd begins to rise with
excitment. After that she sets up for a large dropkick to
Ritalins face, She lands it sending Ritalin with a firey might onto the
mat. The crowd pops as many begin to chant, Extreme Extreme
Extreme!!! Lita lifts up Ritalin and sets him up for the twist of
fate. Ritalin breaks out and turns around. As he does he
sees a powerful slap from lita coming his way. He ducks and lita
ends up hitting the referee. The referee is knocked out on the
mat. Lita looks stunned but is easily awakened by an "oooh" sound
coming from the crowd. That sound however is caused by the
Spinebuster she receives from ritalin. She lands on the ground
practically unconcious. Ritalin mounts Lita and begins to give
her a good thrashing with right fists. Ritalin looks outside of
the ring with a smile. He slides outside of the ring and grabs a
chair. Sliding in he places the chair ontop of Lita and then
mounts the turnbuckle.*
DR: Holy shit....
CR: Couldn't of said it better...
*Ritalin begins to jump off but then someone tugs on his foot. He
hits the turnbuckle his bruised soilders are mashed into the iron
turnbuckle. The camera pans to show that Nikita is right behind
him. The crowd begins to go up in a roar as Sever slides into the
ring. He grabs the chair that is ontop of Lita placing it on the
ground. Grabbing Ritalin off of the top turnbuckle this 7 foot 5
giant picks Ritalin up and slams him down onto the chair with taste of
Judgement Day(reverse flying-brainbuster). Ritalin is in an
instant TKO from that attack. Sever rolled up Lita ontop of
Ritalin and slid out of the ring. Sever and Nikita run backstage
as the ref wakes up. He begins to make the count, 1...2...3!!!!*
DR: Lita has beaten Ritalin!!!
CR: What a great match for the first event of Extreme Access, Stay
Tuned, We'll be right back!!!
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******************Weekly Flashback**********************
DR: Oh my god, Oh my god, Kurt Angle has been cruicified!!!
******************Back to the show,Backstage***********
*The scene comes in backstage with Nikita and Sever talking to
eachother. Sever is wearing a pair of denim jeans and a black
muscle shirt. Lita is wearing a pair of black denim jeans and a
yellow tank top. Sever begins talking like a child and Nikita
responds as a parent would.*
Sever; DID YOU SEE THAT!!!
Nikita: Yes I did.
Sever: I just went out there and bam, I layed down the Judgement Day
for the first time. The crowd just loved it!
Nikita: You bet they did, you were great honey.
Sever: Thanks, I...
*Lita comes up to Sever, bleading and bruised from her beating from
Ritalin.*
Lita: What the hell did you think you were doing!!!
Sever: What do you mean?
Lita: I was perfectly capable of handling myself out there!!! Do me a
favor the next time you feel like saving someone go to metropollis,
Never and I mean Never interfeir with my matchs again.
*Lita walks away from the two of them leaving them stunned. The
camera pans to The Hatreds Locker room. Vince is throwing a few
warm up punchs preparing him for this match. Element is sitting
down drinking a glass of water. He runs his fingers through his
hair as he begins to speak to hate.*
Element: I know tonight we planned on teaming up on Spade and then
having you get the title. But since Spade backed out, I cannot
take the dive.
Hate: What do you mean?
Element: All I want to do is face spade. To do that I have to win
this match. Just know that I will not be laying down for you out
there.
Hate: So it is every man for himself.
Element: first we'll get rid of Rekon, then we'll worry about eachother.
*Element gets up and walks out of the room leaving Hate standing still
with a focused face on as they pan back to the announcers booth*
DR: Looks like Sever is in the dog house.
CR: Sever is completely unnaprieciative of what he has.
DR: What do you mean?
CR: He has that hottie Lita who is tough as nails and he wont give her
room to be herself. She is like a bird, if she is not allowed to
fly she will never reach her true potential.
DR: Wow, that was surprisingly poetic...
CR: Yeah, she has great knockers too.
DR:...oh dear, well ladies and gentlemen, despite my co-hosts comments
tonight has been a thrill ride. And you heard Element, in this next
match, all bets are off.
*The lights go Black as the words Hate shoot on the titan tron.
The pyro shoots up and the crowd begins to scream with disgust as
Headstrong comes on the PA. Hate comes out in a pair of black
trunks and a black shirt that on the back says, Welcome to my
Realm! Hate walks down to the ring as and begins to warm up as
the lights go dark once again.*
*Element walks out to the ring, He taps the sound guy on the shoulder,
and walks up the stairs to the back of the ramp. Dangerous by (hed)PE
hits the PA, and Element thrusts his hands through the black curtain.
He parts it, and walks through. He walks out onto the ramp, but he sees
the ring differently tonight for some reason. He stands as the top of
the ramp, looking down on the ring. His body is moving on its own now,
almost as if he had slipped into a subconcious state. Element knows
that tonight he must win if he wishes to fight Spade at the next
PPV.The pyro's go off, and Element starts to walk down the ramp. He
climbs into the ring, and drops his jacket, and gazes over at hate.*
*The lights begin to flicker until they are all off and the arena is
pitch black excepts for the camera flashes. Rekon's new solo theme
erupts all throughout the arena as the fans begin to cheer. A green X
flashes on the screen along with R-3 in red. Black lights begins to
flash rapidly all throughout the arena. Rekon comes from under the
curtain wearing black shorts, his custom made DC*s, his new Rekon shirt
which says "I am not Hero. I am no Legend..." in the front and "I am
R3[K0n]" in the back with an X in the background all in green letters,
and a black bandana around his forehead. Rekon walks down the ramp as
the fans cheer him on. Rekon then walks up the steps and into the ring.
He goes to each corner and puts his hands up making an X. He stares
down Element and Hate as the bell begins to ring.*
DR: There is alot of intensity between these three. Lets hope
they show it. And remember this match is a TLC so hanging in the
air is a breifcase with the #1 contender papers
*The bell rings and Rekon shoots twords hate. Hate is quickly
pushed back into the corner as he receives a barrage of closed fisted
bunches to the face by Rekon. Rekon continues with this assult
but soon Element comes to the rescue. Element spins Rekon around
and is met by a massive right hand. Rekon is taken back but
quickly retaliates. Element and Rekon trade a few rights.
Element blocks one of Rekons shots and shoots two consecutive right and
lefts before whipping Rekon to the ropes. Rekon however has a
different idea of this attack. On his return Rekon flys twords
Element with a flying forearm. Rekon gets up and seeing Hate
charging towards him he sends a mid-kick hates way. Hate catches
the kick and spins Rekon around for a massive clothsline.*
CR: That will put your panties in a twist!
DR: Your an idiot....
*Hate lifts up Rekon and chucks him towards the turnbuckle. Hate
follows up with a full on body splash catching Rekon in a headlock
using the ring for leverage. Rekon squrms under tha massive
amount of pressure. As hate drops Rekon Element charges spearing
Rekon back into the turnbuckle. Rekon wobbles dazed, Element
takes advantage of this and catchs Rekon with a DDT. The crowd
roars at this dismemberment of The Rekon. AS Element was handling
Rekon Hate slide outside the ring. Because this is a TLC match
Hate tosses in a chair and a ladder. Before he goes back in
though he sets up a table right outside the ring. Sliding in he
signals to Rekon to toss Rekon onto the table. Element works
Rekon back into the corner, pushing him to sit on the top
turnbuckle. As Rekon gets up there Element prepares to send Rekon
through the table with a swining Chokeslam, but Rekon decides not to
go. Instead he gives Element a few tired right hands then drives
Element into the mat with a rolling powerbomb. Rekons spin
collides with the mat but as Rekon turns to look at hate his skull
collides with a chair. The crowd goes wild. Hate is not
done yet. Hate pulls Rekon to the middle of the ring yelling to
the crowd. Hate puts Rekon into the Texas Cloverleaf!!
Rekon riles in pain and as he does Element gets up picking up the
chair. Rekon slowly looses conciousness and as he does Hate gets
up, his hands raised in triumph. When he turns around he sees a
chair flying at his face. Element tosses the chair into the air
giving it a superkick into the jaw of Vincent Hate. Hate stumbles
backwards falling to the ropes. Element chucks Hate into the ropes and
on Hates retun Element delivers Hate hard into the mat with a hells
revenge. Element screams to the crowd as they begin to chant,
ASSHOLE ASSHOLE. Element sits Hate into the corner, but doing this
after he places an unopened table behind him. Element puts the
chair standing up a few feet infront of Hate. Element goes to the
opposing corner and with a running start he jumps on the chair then
leaps off that shooting a massive side kick to Hates sternim.
Hate falls down collapsed. The Crowd begins to chant, REKON REKON
REKON REKON. Element begins to yell at the crowd to shut up and
as he looks at Rekon starting to get up he is in a state of
denile. Element runs over the Rekon and with a hell of alot of
right hands he breaks the skin on Rekons forehead. Element sets
Rekon up for DDT but Rekon reverses giving ELement a grand low
blow. Rekon reels in pain as Rekon springs off the ropes giving
Element the Pain Killer!! The crowd bursts with excitement for they
know what is coming next. Rekon lifts Element to his feet and
drills him back into the mat with an R-3!!! Rekon picks up the
ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He climbs it and each
time he does the crowd grows louder. He gets on the very top rung
and as he reachs for the belt some pyro shoots off. Spades music
hits the PA and Rekon looks in disgust at the entrance. Spade
however comes out of the crowd and knocks the unsuspecting Rekon off
the ladder. Rekon falls off the ten foot ladder outside to the
set up table.*
DR: Oh my god what is he doing!!?!??!
CR: That must of hurt, hehe!
*Spade smiles as he sets the chair back up. Climbing the chair he
grabs the breifcase and smiles. Spade jumps down the stairs and
slides out of the ring. He begins to walk backwards opening the
breifcase and tossing the papers out into the crowd. Spade gets
half way up the stairs then Stiff Upper Lip comes over the PA. Spade
turns around surprised when President PD comes out with a disgusted
look on his face. PD pulles out a microphone from out of his
jacket and begins to speak.*
President PD: You want to get in the fight so much Spade!? Well
you got it, but because you took the papers, we have no main event for
the next PPV.
*The crowd boos*
Spade: That was the point dumbass!
President PD: Hehe, I am the dumbass. Well I want you to look
down to that ring. Because those three superstars you see down
there are going to be facing you at Eternal Chaos NEXT MONTH!!!
* Spade looks down to the ring at the three opponents he has to face
next month.*
President PD: In Dallas, Texas next month it will be: Spade Vs.
Element Vs. Vincent Hate Vs. Rekon in the PWD first ever IRON MAN
MATCH!!!!
*The crowd bursts as PD smiles as the camera fades out to a commercial*
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::Back from a Commercial::
DR: And everyone welcome back to Extreme Access. That was one
heated fight we just had.
CR: This next one should be just as hot. Ladies and Gentlemen I
am proud to announce the next match for the hardcore title. Kurt
Ange Vs. Leatherface. Vs. former champion Leon Vs. The Hardcore
champion, Sever.
DR: It should be a good match Chris.
*The lights go out and a chainsaw can be heard over the PA system. The
crowd begins to cheer as leatherface walks out of the entrance and down
the rampway. Climbing into the ring he yells at the crowd as his
cheering is abruptly interrupted by Leons music*
*the running board by the dillinger escape plan plays loudly, being
heard by all the people who are in the arena the curtain opens and leon
fury walks out. he stands at the top of the ramp looking at all the
people who stare up at him. he slowly walks down the rampway and walks
up the metal steps. he gets into the ring over the ropes and walks over
to the other side of the ring, staring at leatherface with intimidating
eyes as he passes him. Leon gets into the ring and awaits his other
opponents.*
*The DX Medal Mix comes across the PA and as it does Kurt Angle is seen
racing down to the ring with his gold medals on. Sliding into the
ring he screams at the crowd as they all begin to cheer for this DX
memeber. Getting into the middle of the ring he trusts his hands
downward into an X three times. Each time the pyro shoots off in
an X formation and the crowd eats it up.*
*The lights go dark and Faint-Linkin park blares over the speakers.
Lights from the entrance way. Then a shadowy figure arises from the
walk way, in one instant burst the pyro shoots up. Then the glory that
is Sever is shown and the crowd is on their feet cheering. The fans are
filled with something they have not been filled with in a long while.
Hope, the great light that is sever has finally come to erase the
darkness within this federation. The godly man walks down the rampway
with great powerful steps. Each step is like an up and coming adventure
back into the ring. Sever slowly walks to the ring his leather jacket
swaying back in forth. His black army book banged on the steps as he
stepped into the ring. Taking off his white cowboy hat his bald head
reflects the light from above. He takes off his leather jacket as
the cage slowly begins to get lowered.
DR: And the match is underway!
CR: It's amazing there is about 1200 pounds in that cage DR! You sure
it will hold, HAHA!
*The second the bell rings all four men shoot at eachother. Sever
clothslines Kurt angle to the ground. Getting on his knees, Sever
begins to choke Angle ferociously. Leon catchs leatherface off
gaurd with a knee to the stomach. Leon whips Leatherface to the
ropes and on return delivers a Big Boot! Sever lifts up Angle
after choking him and on lift angle slowly begins to retaliate.
Angle sends a few rights and lefts to Severs kidneys before whiping him
to the rope. Sever however is not one to be tossed around and
slams Kurt to the ground with an impressive clothsline. Sever is
right on top of kurt like any good champion and begins to pummel Angle
while he is on the ground. Leon picks up a chair from within the
cage and slams the steel into the spinal cord of Leatherface.
Leatherface scrambles away but as he does he is caught with a chairshot
to the skull and collapses on the mat.*
DR: I think his eyes rolled in the back of his head with that cranium
crush!
*Sever picks up a chain hanging from the cage and wraps half of it
around his fist. With the other half he slowly begins to whip the
stomach of Kurt Angle. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7!!! Seven shots
with the chain. Leon comes from behind sever and jumps up high,
drilling the chair into the big mans skull. Sever staggers a
little after the chair shot landing onto the cage. As he sees
leon approaching him he sees a huge sledge hammer chained to
cage. Reaching for it as Leon ran twords him with the
chair. Mearly second before Leon hit Sever wrips the hammer off
of the wall and slams it into the chair. The chair collides with
Leons skull and, bleeding from the side of a smashed in skull, he falls
unconcious to the mat.*
CR: NOW THAT IS WHAT MAKES A HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!
*Sever gets up off of the cage with blood trickling down his
back. Weither or not it was the chair or the barbed wire that
wrapped that part of the cage, he is not sure. As he looks around
he sees Kurt starting to get up. Going over there he raises the hammer
high into the air and slams down. Angle rolls over dodging the
attack. Sever slams the hammer down into a stud of the
ring. He tries to pull it out but sends a kick to severs
knee. Sever falls down, Angle sneaks up behind Sever and jumps up
catching Sever in a headlock Sever slowly begins to go
down. His face turns red as he goes down to one knee. The
crowd begins to chant, Hero...Hero...Hero... Sever slowly begins to
gain back his composier. Jolting forward the wooden handle on the
sludge hammer digs hard into Angles gut. Sever runs to the rops
and attempts a clothsline from hell. Angle ducks it and and pulls
off the Angle Slam!!! Severs spine is drivin into the mat.
Angle gets up taking off the straps to his outfit and as he turns
around yelling at the crowd he is caught with a flying clothsline from
the fat freak, Leatherface! Angle hits the ground springing to his
feet. Leatherface delivers a few right hands before throwing
Angle into the corner. Leatherface charges to Angle flying
through the air with a massive body splash. Angle staggers off of
the ropes and as he does Leatherface delivers The Massacure, driving
Angles spinal cord into the mat. The crowd roars for leatherface
as he grabs a chain. He tears open the mat to where the sledge
hammer broke the ring and tears out two studs in the shape of a
cross. He lashes the chain to the cage. He screams to the
crowd as he lifts up Angle. He walks over to the Cross and straps
Angle onto it. Leatherface smiles wickedly as he raises the cross
up and ties it firm to the cage. On that same wall he slowly
begins to climb it, climbing over Angle. He reachs the top when
he realizes Sever is up. Sever charges twords the wall and slams
hard agenst Angle, jumping to the center of the wall. On impact
the cage walls support breaks and on Severs jump the ring
colapses. All of the sudden the entire wall falls slamming the
three men into the ground outside of the ring. The bell rings and
the Referee begins to announce the winner.*
Referee, David Adams: Ladies and Gentlemen, because he was the only on
to not land on the cage wall when it fell, the winner
is...........................................LEATHERFACE!!!!
*The crowd cheers for their now unconcious winner of this brutal war.*
CR: NOW THAT IS A HARDCORE MATCH!!!!
DR: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOLKS. STAY TUNED FOR THE FINAL BRAWL AT
EXTREME ACCESS!!!!!!!!
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*The lights turn black as a small green mist spreads throughout the
entrance way. The DX music hits as a green line appears on the screen.
The line radiates with the beat. Then it quickly turns into an X and an
explosion is heard as the pyro shoots up. Our of the entrance comes two
people. First Rekon, sporting his wounds he received from the table
earlier on today.Following him is none other then Zachary Warrick
himself. His long blonde hair is draped to his shoulders. He is wearing
a pair of black denim jeans and a denim vest. Both of them are wearing
a Degeneration X T-Shirt. They both walk down to the ring from the
entrance way as the green mist swishes with each step. Both of these
two get in the middle of the ring. Rekon stands up with his closed
fisted arms form an X above his head. Warrick is kneeling down. Three
times he flashs an X with his arms down on his crotch and each time the
pyro shoots up in the forum of an X. The crowd roars as Warrick gets up
yelling and jumps on the turnbuckle. The crowd goes wild as the man
tears off his Degeneration X T-Shirt and throws it to the crowd. The
woman smiles as Angle goes to the center of the ring.*
*The lights go black as Dangerous by Hed P.E. hits the PA.
Element is seen walking down to the ring, his face still bruised from
the R-3 he had received not 30 minutes ago. He walks into the
ring as begins to pump himself back up. As he does he looks at DX
with narrow eyes.*
*The lights go black as Man without fear comes on and the pure white
pyro shoots up to the sky. They wait to see him, Phantom, walk
out of that entrance way. But he does not. The lights come
back on and the bell rings as all of the men look around trying to find
Phantom but he is nowhere to be seen. Warrick and Rekon just
shrug as they charge at the wounded Element. Warrick, the only fresh
man in the ring begins to level Element with a few right hand before
tossing him to the rope. On Elements return he is met with a
double hip toss and is sent crashing to the ground. Being a
vetran Warrick gets on the mat and begins to abuse the brused spot on
Elements skull. He yells for Rekon to go and get a chair.
Rekon slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Warrick whips
Element to the ropes and Rekon slams the chair into Elements skull with
an impressive force. Element is down on the ground, but still
moving. Rekon lifts up Elements arm as Warrick slides out of the
ring. Rekon gets element on his side and then places the chair on
his back. Rekon springs off the ropes drop kicking the chair on
Elements back. Element thrives in pain and rolls over.
Rekon has to stop to catch his breath. After the beating in the
third match both of these men are not up to par. Warrick slides
back in the ring with a two by four wrapped in barbed wire.
Warrick sees Element on his back. Warrick slides the barbed wire
to the middle of the board and sits on top of Element. He puts
the barbed wire on Elements neck as he pulls back on the two by four
choking the life out of Element. Blood begins to flow from
Elements neck. Warrick lets go as he lifts up Element to his
feet. Warrick puts Elements head under his armpit and lifts him
up into the air. Warrick slams Element down with a touch of
Magik! THe crowd goes wild as the ref begins to count.
1.....2......3.....4......5...*
DR: Remember this fight is Elimination!
*...6....7....8.....9................10!! Just as the guy places
his hand on the bell ringer the lights go black*
DR: What the hell is going on!?!?
(I am going to use the transformed version of Phantom although I have
not finished the transformation Post. I am not going to give away
the full fear of seeing his true form in the results however.)
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