As usual there were 2 dark matches, so here are the results.
Mortis and Alter Boy Luke (an XPW wrestler) vs. 2 Unknowns. Mortis got the pin after the flatliner. Winners: Mortis and Luke
Rhyno vs. Unknown. Rhyno wins with a gore. Winner: Rhyno
The crossfire pyros shoot of and that means one thing and one thing only. Its time for Velocity with Josh Matthews and Ernest �3 time worlds Karate champion� Miller. If anybody cares I met Ernest at a Karate tournament, yea I�m a black belt no big deal. Wait a second Ernest is still off doing �a special project� if he becomes a wrestler or commissioner, remember you heard it hear first.
Nunzio comes out following the pyros without the other FBI members. Nunzio enters the ring and Billy Kidman makes his way out. Our first match is about to start.
Nunzio vs. Billy Kidman
The two cruiserweights start out with some basic back and forth lock ups. Finally Nunzio backs Billy into the corner, the referee then breaks them up. Nunzio then sends Billy into the corner. Billy counters and grabs the top rope, jumps up, waits for Nunzio to run at him and then hits him with a hurricanrana. They move to the next corner as Billy hits some top rope punches. Billy then goes to the top. Nunzio then looks as if he is going for a superplex but instead grabs Kidman�s arm, leaps off the turnbuckle and slams his arm against the top rope sending Kidman to the outside. Nunzio brings Kidman and goes for a cover. Only a two. Nunzio hits a leg drop on Kidman�s arm then puts Kidman in an armbar. Kidman escapes and tries to mount some offence while favoring the arm. He gets a stiff kick to the gut of Nunzio only to be hit with a single arm DDT. Nunzio again goes for the cover and again gets a two count. Nunzio puts Kidman in another submission to target the arm. Kidman again escapes and this time hits a dropkick to the chest of Nunzio. Both men then get to their feet and start to exchange punches. Kidman still favoring the arm. Kidman hits a flying forearm followed by a clothesline. Kidman tries for a cover but only gets the two. Kidman pulls Nunzio up and goes for his BK bomb. Nunzio counters with a dropkick. Kidman gets back to his feet and catches Nunzio with a rollup. Nunzio kicks out at the last second. Kidman sends Nunzio into the corner but gets hit with a boot to the face followed up by a spike DDT. Nunzio again goes for the pin. Kidman this time kicks out at the last second. Nunzio picks Kidman back up but gets hit with a kick to the head. Kidman then sets Nunzio up for a shooting star press. Nunzio gets up and knocks Kidman down. Nunzio climbs to the top to attempt a superplex. Kidman fights back and hits the BK bomb (a sky high) from the second rope for the win. Winner: Billy Kidman
Highlights of the John Cena/Eddie Guerrero fight from Smackdown are shown.
Lugz Boot of the week: Hass and Benjamin defeating the APA on Smackdown.
Velocity returns as �come on� by waterproof blonde hits which means Sean O�Haire is up next. His opponent? Orlando Jordan.
Sean O�Haire vs. Orlando Jordan
Both men start out with some lock ups and go behinds. Josh then mentions that Orlando Jordan is a ladies man, why? I have no idea. Orlando hits a drop tow hold and tries for a quick win, but Sean kicks out at one. Orlando works on the arm of O�Haire. But Sean counters with a headlock takedown. Sean maintains the headlock but Orlando escapes and puts O�Haire in a hammerlock. Sean then escapes the hold. Sean charges Orlando but is hit with an armdrag, O�Haire tries again and gets hit with another armdrag. Sean gets up and is hit with a dropkick from Jordan. O�Haire then regains control with some power moves. Once Jordan is down Sean locks an armbar on. O�Haire then puts more pressure by kneeling on the arm of Jordan. During this hold Josh Matthews says something about Sean O�Haire forcing his opponents to eat spiders. No idea. Jordan then gets to his feet and bounces of the ropes only to be hit by a lariat clothesline from O�Haire. Sean then starts yelling at Jordan and kicking him. O�Haire then works the arm with another submission. Orlando gets to his feet but O�Haire sweeps him to the mat and continues to work on the arm. Finally Orlando breaks the hold. Orlando hits Sean with some punches then does the �Johnson shuffle� which according to Josh is a trademark of his trainer Rocky Johnson. Orlando then hits two dropkicks. Orlando then tries a third but Sean blocks it. Sean goes off the ropes but gets hit with a back body drop. Orlando then hits another dropkick and goes for the cover. Only a two count. O�Haire regains control with some forearm shots. Followed by a shoulderbreaker. I haven�t seen one of those since Scott Norton wrestled in WCW. Sean goes for the cover but only gets a two. Sean attempts another one but this time Orlando wiggles out and lands on the apron. Orlando then delivers a stunner over the top rope sending the big man down. Orlando goes to the top rope and hits a cross body block. The momentum from it caries over and Sean ends up on top for a cover. Orlando kicks out. Orlando tries to mount some offence but Sean hits some knees to the gut. O�Haire follows up with a kick to the gut then nails the prophecy for the win. Winner: Sean O�Haire
Something I noticed long before I started recapping velocity was without counting the WCW invasion or when Piper got pinned in a tag match, Sean O�Haire is undefeated. Not only that but he is the only undefeated wrestler on Smackdown.
All of the sudden, without warning the Version 1 titantron fires up and Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore make their way to the ring.
Mattfacts: Matt and Shannon have Moore Mattitude then their opponents. Matt enjoys ginger root after eating sushi. Well who doesn�t? Tonight they will face the international tag team known as Ultimo Dragon and Funaki. I just noticed Ultimo Dragon�s theme sounds like it has Godzilla in the background.
Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore vs. Ultimo Dragon and Funaki
Shannon and Dragon start this one off. The match begins with the two exchanging side headlocks. Shannon then trips Ultimo and begins to flaunt the V1 sign. Shannon and Ultimo then send each other to the ropes. Shannon hits a leapfrog. Ultimo then does a dive over Shannon. Both men reach their feet and Ultimo hits an armdrag then tags in Funaki. Shannon then tags in Matt with the V1 sign. Funaki and Matt feel each other out first. Matt backs Funaki into a corner and flashes the V1 sign. Funaki then hits some punches and a couple dropkicks. Matt gets up looking confused as Funaki then flashes the V1 sign. Matt gets angry then charges Funaki. Matt goes off the ropes but gets hit with a tilt-a-whirl hurricanrana. Funaki keeps the offence up on Matt. Funaki goes off the ropes but gets tripped by Shannon. Funaki rolls out and slaps Shannon. Matt then runs up and hits Funaki with a baseball slide. Matt then distracts the referee while Shannon stomps on Funaki. Shannon rolls Funaki back into ring, as Matt continues to keep Funaki down. Matt then goes for a cover and only gets a two. Matt tags in Shannon who hits a neckbreaker. Shannon keeps Funaki down, as he tags in Matt. Matt beats on Funaki and stands on his head. Matt tags in Shannon who puts Funaki into a bow and arrow. Funaki gets free and hits a desperation bulldog. Matt is then tagged in and Ultimo gets tagged in. Ultimo unloads a barrage of kicks on Shannon and Matt. Ultimo covers Matt only for a two. Ultimo gets up and delivers a few more kicks to Shannon followed by the asai DDT. Matt then tries to surprise Ultimo with a twist of fate but the Dragon breaks free and attempts an asai DDT on Matt who prevents that from happening. Ultimo then delivers a spinning heel kick to Matt as he tags in Funaki. Funaki ascends to the top and hits a cross body block for a pin. Matt kicks out at two. Matt then gets up and sends Funaki to the ropes who hits Shannon off the apron who is just now getting up from the asai DDT. Funaki then turns around only to be met with a side effect. Matt goes for the cover but the Ultimo Dragon breaks it up. Matt sends Ultimo into the ropes but Ultimo takes this opportunity to do a suicide dive through the ropes hitting Shannon Moore. A very impressive looking move, hit it right on the money. During this time Funaki the legal man tries a schoolboy on the distracted Matt Hardy. Matt kicks out and is really mad. Matt then delivers a twist of fate to Funaki for the win. Winners: Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore.
WWE Rewind: Undertaker hitting the last ride on Lesnar to become the number one contender two weeks ago.
The clip of Vince telling Lesnar a monster is shown. Following that Lesnar is shown beating Undertaker and Angle with a chair after their match on Smackdown. Next up Vince announces the Kurt Angle will take on Brock Lesnar in a 60-minute iron man match in 2 weeks. The scene continues with Brock attacking Zach Gowen, and tossing him down the stairs.
We come back and Palumbo and Johnny The Bull are one their way to the ring. Tonight they will go up against Jamie Noble and Billy Gunn. Neither Nidia nor Torrie are here tonight due to the attack from Shanequa.
FBI vs. Noble and Gunn
Johnny and Gunn start this one out but Billy tells the Bull to tag in Chuck. For some reason it actually took me several seconds till I realized why. (They used to be a tag team) Anyway Johnny makes the tag and the former tag champs are ready to square off. Both men lock up until the referee forces them to break. Chuck offers to shake Billy�s hand but instead slaps him in the face. Chuck then unloads some right hands. Billy then fires back with some rights of his own. Billy sends Chuck to the ropes and nails a clothesline sending Chuck over and out. Chuck and Johnny regroup on the outside. Chuck then tags in Johnny. Johnny and Billy exchange some blows until Gunn tags in Noble. Noble goes off the ropes and gets hit with a shoulder block. Noble eventually trips up Johnny and stomps him about 10 times until Johnny rolls out of the ring. Again Chuck and Johnny regroup on the outside. Chuck gets tagged in. Noble and Chuck exchange blows until Noble gets kicked out of the ring. Johnny then stomps on Noble. Chuck then gives a turnbuckle powerbomb to Noble. Johnny is then tagged in. At this point Johnny and Chuck make frequent tags keeping Noble down. Shenequa and the Bashams then make their way to the stage. Noble finally mounts some offence and tags in Billy. Billy hits anything that moves and tries a fameasser on Chuck but Chuck blocks it. The FBI then hits a flapjack on Gunn. Johnny then goes to attack Noble but gets sent out of the ring. Noble then tries to attack Chuck but gets hit with the WHACKED kick. Chuck then measures Billy up for the WHACKED kick. Billy dodges and hits the fameasser for the 3. Winners: Billy Gunn and Jamie Noble.
Velocity ends with Billy and Noble yelling at the Bashams at the top of the ramp.