Chapter FOUR
(The planning fades into Chicketieboo and George Smillie sitting together on a plane, Chicketieboo looks ill and George is really psyched,)
George: are you sure your ok?
Chicketieboo: (moan) I hate flying.
George: Well you could have said something two hours ago, when the flight STARTED.
Chicketieboo: What were you going to do? Do you have a special pill to make my PHEAR go away?!!!
George: As a matter of a fact, I do...
(George pulls out a small white pill.)
Chicketieboo: You know, one of these days you won't have the answer for everything.
George:(smiles.) I know, but that isn't any time soon, here take your pill.
Chicketieboo: What will it do? (Looks it over carefully.)
George: You will sleep the rest of the trip.
Chicketieboo: I can't do that, what if the others need me?! What if the plans backfire and I have to think quick on my toes? They have their transmitters too! And what about AriesSolar?
George: Toes? (Laughs) isn't it feet?
Chicketieboo: ... I'm tired and sick, give me a break.
George: (laughs still) Don't worry so much, I will wake you up if anything happens, just relax. As for AriesSolar, you heard her yourself; she said she would meet us in New York after she did.... a few things.
Chicketieboo: yeah that kinda creped me out how she said that...
George: the way her eyes looked when she talked about Micheal Crawford...
Chicketieboo: (shudders) I don't want to think about it, but still, I am need...(is cut short by a moan and a bit of gagging from terror at being on a friggin plane {I really do hate those things})
George: K, miss pukey, I don't need this. Take it now; we have the shortest flight anyways, what's the worse that could happen?
(Chicketieboo takes the pill and falls almost instantaneously to sleep. it flashes to Snape's Lady setting herself up in Chicketieboo's lair. instantaneously the door opens and a beautiful, woman is standing there, she's around 40, but she has an aura that is.... intimidating.)
Lady: ...hey.
Snape's Lady: ... um, hi.
Lady: Where's my daughter?
Snape's lady: You mean our leader Chicketieboo?
(Chicketieboo's mother starts laughing hysterically...)
Lady: her...leading? With the, and the? She's so unorganized! Ha ha ha ha.... (Tears filling her eyes.)
Snape's Lady: Yeah that's her... She's off to NY with George Smillie.
(Chicketieboo's mother begins to laugh even more hysterically, if possible, falling to the floor and rolling.)
Lady: With... no... Money? How? And... A... boy? Must... be some...(inaudible)... fantasy....
Snape's lady: (concerned.) Are you all right?
(Lady stops laughing abruptly, gets up, standing, looks around the room, then down to Snape's Lady)
Lady: Well I suppose I have to FEED you... Don't break anything and stay out of trouble.
(Closes the door in a slamming motion.)
Snape's lady: okay that now tops as the freakiest experience of my life...
(Cut's to Christine Persephone sitting on a plane and talking giddily to Cassie)
Cassie: So then I glomped him.
Christine Persephone: I know I saw, and then the cake was a demon cake.
Cassie: oh I don't even want to REMEMBER the demon "Eric" cake.
Christine Persephone: I guess your right, so what do you think we should do when we get to Paris?
Cassie: Well, Chicketieboo said we are suppose to gather up support... but I was thinking of um, well before that...
Christine Persephone: Going and trying to find Erik's secret lair?
Cassie: YES!!!!!
Christine Persephone: Then we shall... hehehehe
(Both Girls laugh uncontrollably until hushed by a stewardess.)
Cassie: She has no idea how important we are...
Christine P.: Nope, no one ever does, but we will show them, show them all!!!!
Cassie and Christine p.: ...
Cassie: Well, this is going to be a long flight, might as well do something for the sake of all humanity (pulls out her Antonio Banderes Voodoo Doll)
Christine P.: What's that?
Cassie: Christine, has anyone ever introduced you to the benefits of the dark arts?
(Somewhere in Hollywood on the set of Spy Kids 3: This Was Stupid at Two.)
A.B.: Children, no put that new gadget dow... OW!
(Clutches chest.)
Director: Are you all right?
A.B: I think... I'm... dying... my... children... tell them daddy loves them...
(In an Airport waiting room, you see Phantom of the Basement and Hiro No Tsuki waiting in chairs.)
POTB: This is ridiculous; we will be far behind in our efforts if we stay here in this dismal hellhole any longer.
HNT: Meh, it could be worse, we could be Snape's Lady, stuck in Chicketieboo's Lair.
POTB: Hey, I happened to like her lair, it wasn't very Lair"ie" But it had a pretty decor
HNT: Dear god, did you just say pretty?
POTB: ... I did, and Decor in the same sentence! Quick, we have to find a way out of here!
(Run towards a random Gate.)
(Cut to a computer screen, it is asking the user a question.)
Computer: Send out Transmission?
(Someone clicks yes.)
AriesSolar: Mwa ha ha...
What did AriesSolar do??!! Did Phantom of the Basement, Hiro No Tsuki get on the right plane? Are you going to meet any of our chosen in there countries? Remember Snape's Lady is here in Canada, BC. Chicketieboo and George are on their way to NY, Christine Persephone and Cassie are on their way to Parie...
What will THEY find? Are there Phans living in Erik's Lair?
Stay tuned, same Phantom Time, Same Phantom Channel!