Chapter Three
(Chicketieboo, George Smillie, Phantom of the basement, desolater-the dragon, Snape's lady, and Christine Persephone, slowly get up off the half dead reporter. only a little blood is splattered on there clothing, but they look very unkempt.)
Chicketieboo: Let that be a lesson to all those who even THINK of anyone other Micheal as phantom.
(Press takes several steps back.)
Press guy on floor: Ow.... my liver!
Chicketieboo: Quiet you. We are done here, come, we shall return to my lair to discuss our evil and sinister plans...
Snape's lady: Will there be timbits?
Chicketieboo: ... yes. Phantom of the Basement! Let us leave in style.
(Phantom of the basement pulls out a small gas bomb and throws it to the floor. The room fills with thick mist that is already starting to clear.)
Desolater-the dragon: Why are we still here? I thought you were having us leave in style.
Phantom of the basement: Well, it's not like I can pick all you guys up and CARRY you out... Normally I run.
Desolater-the dragon: Then what are we waiting for? RUN!!!!
(Everyone Runs out the "Do not open this door unless of fire." Door leaving all the press in utter confusion.)
Press girl: I hear her and Prinze Jr, have been going at it behind Gellar's back....
(Later on that night in Chicketieboo rooms... her lair.)
Chicketieboo: All right, I'm sorry it's so crowded, but normally I don't have five people over.
Snape's lady: Hey cool lava lamp, can I turn it on?
Chicketieboo: Yes... Christine, please put that down.
Christine Persephone: I can't help it, it's so pretty! Can I have it?
George Smillie: What are you two talking about?
(Christine turns around holding a teddy bear wearing a cape, mask and fedora.)
Desolater-the dragon: Something doesn't feel right, something is very...wrong.
Snape's lady: I know, I have this feeling that there isn't... balance...
Chicketieboo: Oh I almost forgot! (Turns on her phantom CD)
Everyone: Sigh...
George: That's better.
Chicketieboo: All right, now, I know chaos that is unorganized is MUUUUUCH more fun but... If we don't have a plan of action, then we shall never succeed. Does everyone agree?
(No one is really paying attention, Phantom of the Basement is looking through Chicketieboo's collection of books, Snape's is staring in awe at the Lava lamp, Christine Persephone is dancing with Chicketieboo's phantom bear. desolater-the dragon is singing along with the Cd.)
George: Drastic times call for drastic measures. HEY PHANTOM SUCKS!!!.
(Room goes silent looking, you can hear 'Music of the night' playing in the background. Everyone is leering at George. He steps behind Chicketieboo.)
George Smillie: Protect me...
Chicketieboo: uh guys? He didn't mean it; he's one of us...
Phantom of the basement: Must kill, destroy, or maim...
Chicketieboo: No! Now sit down! Please! No one is killing anyone...yet. George needed to get your attention for One second.
(Everyone sits down except George Smillie, He stays behind Chicketieboo.)
Chicketieboo: thanks, now, I am not repeating my "organized chaos" speech again. So just look at this.
(Pulls out large folder with bold lettering. It reads OPERATION: WE WANT MICHEAL AND SARAH OR WE WILL DO NAUGHTY THINGS.)
Christine Persephone: That's title doesn't leave much to the imagination does it?
Chicketieboo: can you think of anything better?
Christine Persephone: Operation Phantom?
Desolater-the dragon: Operation Original?
George Smillie: Phantom Operation Team Original, for POTO...
Everyone except Chicketieboo: Ohhhh. Ahhhhhh.
Snape's lady: I like that one.
Desolater-the dragon: As do I...
Chicketieboo: ...He said Phantom sucks!
Desolater-the dragon: get him!
(Chicketieboo moves out of the way, and the mob is about to pounce when there is a knock on the door.)
Snape's lady: were you...expecting someone?
Chicketieboo: ...No, how very, very odd.
(Picks up board with nail, and walks cautiously over to the door, Opening it just a crack she sees unfamiliar faces.)
Chicketieboo: Can I help you?
Voice: We come bringing reinforcements!!!
(Chicketieboo opens the door to see AriesSolar, Hiro No Tsuki, Cassie, and Fordgirl standing at her door. carrying various sharp objects.)
Snape's lady: Well I'll be damned.
Christine Persephone: People, from the outside! wait a sec.
(Walks up to AriesSolar...)
Christine Persephone: Don't I know you from somewhere? you seem awfully familiar... did we meet at a party?
AriesSolar: maybe, I do not know...
Chicketieboo: How did you all get here?
Hiro No Tsuki: We used the combination of all our brains and became the ultimate intellect, with our powers of deduction, we tracked you down.
Chicketieboo:...
Fordgirl: We followed these!
(Holds up a flyer that reads JOIN THE REBELLION TODAY!!! PHANATICS EVERYWHERE MEET AT CHICKETIEBOO'S LAIR @ 101 654 MARTIN ST. THERE WILL BE TIMBITS)
Chicketieboo: Oh I forgot about those...
Cassie: May we come in?
Chicketieboo: As long as your not claustrophobic, my rooms quite small...
(AriesSolar, Hiro No Tsuki, Cassie, and Fordgirl come in to be greeted by the other guests.)
Chicketieboo: Ladies and Gentlemen, most of your planes leave tonight, we must plan for what we are to do! Now, does anyone have a cape, some silly string, three bananas and a life size Sarah Brightman doll?
Christine Persephone: ...I do.