Chapter TWO!
(Chicketieboo is standing infront of the podium again, the set up is rather the same, other then the fact she is holding a bored with a nail in it. Phantom of the basement, desolater-the dragon, Snape's lady, Christine Persephone, and George Smillie are standing behind her with various weapons.)
Chicketieboo: Well, I didn't get the initial response I was looking for, but, a response is a repsonse right? George, will be, of course, my right hand man. The perosn to calm me when I seem... a little TOO Enthusastic.
(Waves the hand holding the board and nail over to george, he crinches and takes a step back)
George Smillie: Uh... Chicketieboo, let me hold that for you... (He says carefully taking away the board and nail)
Chicketieboo: See? He is being useful already! Alright so.... That leaves four leaders under me, he he he, kinda like underbosses and I am the don, oh yeah...
Press:...
Chicketieboo: Uh, Nevermind, anyways since no one told me where they live, or what they will be accomplishing, I have decided to send you all far far away...
Everyone behind chicketieboo: Awww....
Chicketieboo: On me...
Everyone behind Chicketieboo: YEA!!!!!
(You hear random calling outs from different voices)
Everyone behind Chicketieboo: I want to go to Aruba!
Everyone behind Chicketieboo: I want Japan!
Everyone behind Chicketieboo: London for me,
Everyone behind Chicketieboo: LONG LIVE SARAH!!!!!! Long live Sarah and her sparkly thing!!!!!!!
Everyone behind Chicketieboo: let's kill them, kill them ALL!
Chicketieboo: ALRIGHT! enough. Desolater-the dragon, you will be heading our london branch. Here's your ticket and a cool transmitter thing! its like a phone, buts I can see your face when you talk neat eh?
Desolater-the dragon: Cool...
(walks back to behind her)
Chicketieboo: Chrisitine Persephone, the reincarnate of Christine, please, take this ticket and I shall see you when you get to Paris...
Chrisitine Persephone: Paris? I get to go to Paris?! HA! In your face everyone!
(dances a little jig)
Chrisitine Persephone: I'M going to Parie.. parie... Am I going to Parie? Oui, Oui, are you? non non... ha hA!
Chicketieboo: CHRISTINE!
(She stops, takes a breath, smiles.)
Chrisitine Persephone: Sorry...
Chicketieboo: Here's your little transmitter... it's blue!
Chrisitine Persephone: Yes.... they shall all cower in phear before me....COWER!.....PHeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.....
Press:...
(Chrisitine Persephone takes a step back behind Chicketieboo)
Chicketieboo: Phantom in the basement? You shall have mexico...
Press: They have Phantom in Mexico?
Chicketieboo: They have PHANTOM EVERYWHERE!
Press:...
Chicketieboo: Plus, it's nice and warm, she needs a little sunlight, she's getting a little... well she isn't getting any whiter...
(Phantom of the Basement steps forward, the sun reflecting off her face.)
Press: Ah! I Cant see....
Press: Dear god, the burning....
Press: the light... the light...
Press: My Irises...
Phantom of the Basement: hehehe... that's right, burn, burn at the mere sight of me!
(Chicketieboo gently pushes her out of direct sunlight.)
Phantom of the Basement: Awww....
Press: That's better...
Press: I'm blind!
Press: Hey, she's kinda cute...
Chicketieboo: Enough! here's your ticket and transmitter...
Phantom of the Basement: Thankee...
Chicketieboo: That leaves lastly, Snape's Lady. She will be heading the Canadian branch of operation: We want micheal and sarah or we will do naughty things.
Press: But chicketieboo where will you be, you are canadian.
Chicketieboo: Indeed I am, but George and I will be travelling all over, our first stop... New York.
(Press looks busy writing all this down, Chicketieboo hands Snape's Lady a ticket and a transmitter.)
Chicketieboo: You can stay with my mommy, and my little bro. He's about ten, and kinda whiny, So no problem there. As for my mom, you'll get to know her, she's pretty cool, just whatever you do... DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES, DON'T DO IT!!!!!....
Snape's Lady:....(looks a bit scared)
Chicketieboo:(smiles) You'll be fine.
(Snape's Lady walks back to where the other's are standing.)
Chicketieboo: Thus concludes our handing out assignments, any questions?
Press guy: Hey, Chicketieboo, what are your plans for dealing with people who don't agree with you?
Chicketieboo: (looks behind her at all the people carrying boards, fire pokers, other various things)
Isn't it a bit obvious?
Another press guy: Yeah chicketieboo, uh, what about if they don't give into your demands...
Phantom of the Basement: They all shall curse they did not do... all that the phantom asked of them... (Smacks bat down on her hand)
Chicketieboo: You heard the lady... next....
Press girl: Yeah, uh, are the rumours of you being involved with freddie prinze jr true?
Chicketieboo:... no comment, next?
Press guy: Yes, what do you think about Antonio Bandaras playing the phantom.
(Group on stage look at eachother horrifed, then back to Chicketieboo.)
Chicketieboo: GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(All pounce on reporter who asked daft question.)