Disclaimer ~ I now officially own rights to POTO, cuz christine, Raoul, meg and Erik said so :P
GUESS WHAT? Today, I got a phantom pin from this cool antique shop for eight bucks... I had an algerbraic math question that was about the production of phantom and I found a cool t shirt thrifting and put it on hold.... was it a sign?
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE! or THE POWER OF THE ARTS
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 4 TAKE:3
CHRISTINE Money?
MEG Yes... Money, you know the thing you would give up love for?
KIKI (still undoing the lasso) hehe... good one Meg.
CHRISTINE Your walking on thin ice you two, I love Raoul, Money or no money... and even if he DID not have the riches, I would still want to be with him...
RAOUL Hey look! a Penny!!!! (Bends over and slams his head into the car door. begins to cry)
KIKI Yeah you keep telling yourself that, anyways... I want to make a movie, see if Sir Andy wont get off his old butt and do this properly then I SHALL! I have money... tons and tons... and I really want to spend it on something useful for once... Damn those infomercials! "One try, and the weight melts away! Only seven payments of $524!!!" There Erik,
(Pulls the Lasso off and hands it to him, ERIK rubs his throat.)
ERIK I shall find a way to ruin you Mlle Charisma, just for that act of disrespect.
KIKI Was that a threat?
ERIK Not a threat, Mlle, but a promise.
KIKI Oh yeah? what you gonna do? huh? I can kick your ass once I will do it again, don't make me do it Sweetie, I love you...
ERIK DONT CALL ME SWEETIE YOU LITTLE FLIBBERTIGIBBET! OR I WILL SMACK YOU!
KIKI Ha ha, you are a flibbertigibbet too! what you gonna do huh? smack me! that is SOOOOO out of character! sweetie, Sweetie, Mc sweets love you, sweetie Mc sweeterson... I love you!
(CHRISTINE smacks KIKI for ERIK.)
KIKI Ow...
CHRISTINE You are telling me, you want to take my life, my personal moments and turn them into a trite, pathetic, sadistic story for a majority of people who don't know me and could care less if this truly happened or not?
KIKI Pretty much yeah...
CHRISTINE how dare you ask me such a thing! I refuse to let you do this I can't beleive you actually had the
(Kiki shoves a figure on a piece of paper in her face.)
CHRISTINE Oh my....
MEG Hehe, told ya you could hook her. Money is the means, not the end... NOT FOR CHRISSY!
CHIRSTINE Meg I seriously would regret ruining your lovely ballet legs by breaking one...
ERIK Trust me Meg, she would, behind that sweet innocent child is a bitch that has yet to be unleashed....
KIKI Where is all this hostility coming from? I have never heard you talk this way...
ERIK Yeah well, you haven't been utterly humiliated infront of your Arch Nemisis who succeeded in stealing the most precious thing away from you...
KIKI Awww, is that why your mad? You didn't want Raoul to see you weakened... by... a girl?
ERIK If you are going to put it ever so bluntly... Yes....
KIKI (Smiling) I can make it up to you...
ERIK Really?
KIKI Not right now, later... but I promise... the fop will pay, for mere pleasure of seeing it...
ERIK Alright....
CHRISTINE Ok, so if I sign this contract, let you take my life and turn it into some ludicrous love properganda... THIS figure is how much I get, and what else?
KIKI What do you MEAN what ELSE? Surely THAT'S enough for you! or are you THAT greedy,
CHRISTINE Do not dare insult me, I am no fool, Will I get to see the finished producted with all the stars?
KIKI Of course...
CHRISTINE Do I get to choose who plays me in the movie?
KIKI No, but you can help decide...
CHRISTINE It's a deal then...
RAOUL What's a deal then?
CHRISTINE Raoul dear, we are going to let them make a Hollywood movie about us...
RAOUL Christine, how could you make such a loaded desicion without ME??!!!
(MEG, KIKI, and ERIK all laugh)
CHRISTINE Forgive me my love, I should of consulted you for your opinion too...
(MEG, KIKI, and ERIK laugh harder...)
ERIK Raoul, form an opinion?
(MEG, KIKI, and ERIK roll on ground)
CHRISTINE Do not listen to there antics Raoul, they are just trying to test our love as a new tatic to try and break us. They have no idea how strong our bond is...
RAOUL Oh Christine
MEG (to KIKI) I think I'm going to be sick...
CHRISTINE What do you want Raoul, should we take our most intimate moments and plaster them up for the world to see?
RAOUL .... I like peanuts...
CHRISTINE Raoul, love, PLEASE just... concentrate for ONE moment...
KIKI (to Meg) Do you think they ever tested him for ADD?
MEG What's ADD?
(They look at Raoul who is jumping up and down at the squirrel in a tree)
KIKI That is ADD
CHRISTINE RAOUL!
RAOUL YES?!
KIKI He said yes, good enough for me, you hear it Meg?
(MEG nodds)
KIKI You hear it Erik?
(Erik nodds)
KIKI Good now let's go...
CHRISTINE OH you you have won this battle Mlle Charisma, but you have not won the war.
(Pulls RAOUL closer to her)
RAOUL But Christine! I'm playing with Mr Sq...
(RAOUL is silenced by CHRISTINES passionate kiss, ERIK stands fuming in the corner. KIKI aproaches him.)
KIKI don't take it personally, she's only doing this to hurt me, God knows why, maybe she knows that if she hurts you then it hurts me... You ok?
