Hey bodies! k, I dont beleive she is, but in this phiction I made Christine a self absorbed B*tch k?
SHORT CHAPTER!!
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE! or THE POWER OF THE ARTS
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 4 TAKE:2
(KIKI slowly opens the trunk and finds RAOUL looking up at her dazed.)
RAOUL Hey there, uh... where's Christine?
KIKI She's with us.
(RAOUL gets out of the trunk and runs to her.)
RAOUL Christine, Christine, are you alright?
CHRISTINE Oh Raoul, my love, I was so worried.
ERIK (Sad muttering) Isn't this touching...
KIKI That is so odd...
MEG What?
KIKI According to all science, he should be dead right now, that all the brain cells he had left would be dead and he would be totally unable to function...
(They look over to RAOUL)
RAOUL Oh Christine, Christine, I will never let them hurt you, I shall protect you forever! They will never capture us again!
(Pulls her into his embrace as ERIK sips his coffee)
KIKI nevermind....
ERIK that little bastard...
KIKI what?
ERIK He put cream in my coffee... (ERIK Pulls out his lasso, and begins to walk away.)
KIKI Uggh, why does this always happen to me? ERIK! ERIK COME BACK HERE!
(chases after the extremely pissed ERIK, while MEG watches CHRISTINE and RAOUL embrace)
MEG Theres something about that chick...
CHRISTINE She frightens me...
MEG everything frightens you...
CHRISTINE LOOK WHO'S TALKING
MEG Oh please, I just did it to go with the crowd, so people THINK I'm a sheep, but I'm really just a leader in disguise.
CHRISTINE you? LEAD? (begins to laugh hysterically)
RAOUL ha ha ha... wait, what are we laughing about? I don't get it... Meg could lead, couldn't she?
CHRISTINE Only you would think so.
MEG Oh shut it miss Naive Gullableson! Hey did you know they took Gullable out of the dictionary Christine?
CHRISTINE Did they?
MEG NO!!!!!!!!
KIKI are you two QUITE finished?
(Women turn to see KIKI dragging ERIK by his own lasso.)
ERIK How DARE you HUMILAITED me like this!!!! You shall pay dearly...
KIKI Hey I gave you to the count of three.
RAOUL Ha ha ha, look who's on the end of the PUNJAB LASSO NOW!
KIKI SHUT it fop-boy, or I will glady have you two switch places.
MEG What happened?
KIKI He had the cute Starbucks guy cowering in fear, and I wouldn't have it, so I counted to three, and He underestimated my power, so I showed him who was boss...
CHRISTINE Um, can we get to WHY we are here? I'm really tired of this whole situation already...
KIKI Right, finally something intelligent out of your mouth...
(KIKI turns back to CHRISTINE as she undoes the PUNJAB LASSO around ERIK'S throat. CHRISTINE, begins to advance on KIKI)
MEG Christine dear, that's no way to treat the nice lady with loads of money...
