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REMEMBER this takes place after musical...
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE! or THE POWER OF THE ARTS
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 4 TAKE:1
(You see KIKI slamming the trunk closed and getting into the car.)
MEG Will he be able to breath in there?
KIKI You will NEVER KNOW... until you TRY, sheesh... isn't that right Erik?
(ERIK is too busy cradling the unconcious CHRISTINE in his arms.)
ERIK I am your angel Come to me: angel of music...
KIKI ERIK!!!
ERIK uh... yes madame?
KIKI If you keep singing in your seductive way ,I might become enthralled and I might accidently crash and then we will all die... so pretty please? save it untill we are at a stop?
ERIK (sighs) alright...
MEG Where are we going for coffee?
KIKI The ONLY place for coffee...
(ERIK, MEG, and KIKI are standing in line at starbucks.)
ERIK I have never been more confused in my life, and I have been lost in catacombs before...
MEG There is just too many choices... TOO MANY!!! (begins to cry and puts her head in KIKI'S shoulder)
KIKI There, there Meg... Once you figure out what you like, it's rather easy... see?
STARBUCKS GUY How can I help you?
KIKI Yeah hi, can I have a chocolate brownie frappachino grande?
STARBUCKS GUY that will be $4.24, anything else?
KIKI Just a sec, (turns to MEG.) Here's your chance sweetie, prove you are not afriad of mundaine tasks... PROVE IT!!!
(Meg takes a firghtened step towards the man infront of her serving.)
MEG Can I have... what she's having?
STARBUCKS GUY Sure, do you want it to be a grande too?
(MEG breaks down and begins to cry again.)
MEG I don't KNOW!!!
(KIKI steps up.)
KIKI Yes, just make that two grandes, sorry bout that... Erik?
(Turns to see Erik still deliberating.)
ERIK Do you have and Russian tea?
STARBUCKS GUY No sir...
ERIK (Sighs rather loudly.) Alright, alright fine, I will have a French vanilla cappichino with a touch of cinnimon and whipped cream...
ERIK (very dramatically) NO MILK! Or there will be MUCH hell to pay.
(Taps large PUNJAB LASSO hanging on his side.)
ERIK do you understand me? (looks at name tag) CHRISTOPHER?
STARBUCKS GUY (suprised) Yeah uh sure... (Turns to KIKI Terrified) is that all miss?
KIKI I think that will do, should we get Christine something?
MEG Yeah I guess we should wake her up.
ERIK What about her incompitent, unconious, gimcrack of lover?
KIKI Such vulgarity... tsk tsk... nah the fop can sleep in the trunk longer...
(KIKI orders another Frappachino and they make there way to the car, CHRISTINE, begins to wake and ERIK hovers over her.)
CHRISTINE Where am I?
ERIK Now, Christine, this has nothing to do with...
ERIK I think she may have a problem with being kidnapped.........again...
CHRISTINE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh..........!!!!!!!!! (takes a breath) AHHHHHH!!!!!!! (begins to scream again.)
MEG I thought I was a screamer
KIKI Can you make her stop? people are beginning to stare...
ERIK Christine, my child, your going to ruin your beautiful voice...
(MEG to KIKI.)
MEG Does that sound beautiful to you?
CHRISTINE What is going on? Where is Raoul! where is my love!!!!!!!
KIKI Oh CALM DOWN! you little twit! He's in the trunk, perfectly confortable...
CHRISTINE you put him in the TRUNK?! is there enough oxygen flow back there?
KIKI Of course there is... now, you need to relax, this is a friendly get together and your making it into a dramtic scene...
CHRISTINE Angel? how COULD you! you let us go!? Why??!!! only to Manipulate my brain more??!!!
ERIK I assure you, I had nothing to do with this...
KIKI Yeah! it was all my Idea you big baby! I am here trying to give you the oppertunity of a life time...
MEG Christine, we were offered here by Kiki Charisma to make your story a movie... yours and ERIK'S!!!!
CHRISTINE Erik? Who's Erik?
KIKI Oh MY God!!! you little FREAK!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HIS NAME!!!!!! (advances on Christine) I'll KILL YOU!!!!
(ERIK and MEG restrain the very annoyed KIKI)
(Still holding KIKI back she's muttering profanity's at CHRISTINE)
MEG The Phantom of the Opera, and your angel of musics name is Erik.
CHRISTINE (To KIKI.) Well, how the bloddy hell was I suppose to know? You think in the middle of a man KIDNAPPING you, telling you you are to be married, then choosing between him and your true lover over life and death your gonna stopped to think.
"Hmm, I wonder what his name is?"!!!!!!!!
(Stopping her anger and feels ashamed.)
KIKI Yeah... well... you would of if you picked him and lived happily ever after...
CHRISTINE What's that Little miss PYSCHO?
(KIKI is about to lay the smack down on CHRISTINE When noises are heard from the Trunk of the car.)
KIKI He's alive!!!!
(ERIK, MEG, and CHRISTINE look at KIKI)
MEG did you expect him NOT to be?
KIKI (smiles.) Well, I dont know, the gas I used normally kills all existing brain cells making a body encapable of functioning.
MEG (Horrified.) You never said you were going to try to KILL him, dear god! I could of been an accomplice in MURDER!
ERIK oh, boo hoo...
(KIKI smiles greatfully at ERIK sticking up for her.)
KIKI Oh, please Meg, he's obviously not dead, no harm no foul...
