Diclaimer: Do I really have to do one for every chapter? nah never mind you all know I dont own it.
Phantom of the Basement, you are the ONLY reason why I went back to this fic...
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE! or THE POWER OF THE ARTS
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 3 TAKE:1
KIKI Erik, I need your help for this one...
ERIK what do you mean?
KIKI Well, I need to presuade Vicomte De Stupid jerk and Christine to come with us so we can get this movie on the go...
ERIK and how am I suppose to help?
(Flashes to Raoul opening the door)
KIKI Delivery for Vicomte de Changy...
RAOUL OH FINALLY! I have been waiting forever for the new britany spears CD.
KIKI (Shudder) Before I can give you this, I will need you to sign here... and here, initial here, right there, and over here, I need your john hancock here, and if I can have your finger please?
(RAOUL sticks out his finger for KIKI, she takes a pin from her pocket, and pricks it.)
RAOUL OWIE!
KIKI Oh shut it you pansie... now I need you to press your finger here....
(While KIKI is distracting RAOUL, ERIK Slips through the blacony window of the apartment that RAOUL and CHIRSTINE were residing in. He finds CHRISTINE sitting infront of her mirror.)
ERIK I am your angel... come to me: angel of music...
(CHRISTINE gets up and walks over to ERIK, falls into his arms and renders herself unconcious.)
ERIK he he he... you know, I could just take you and leave Mlle Charisma stuck with the Vicomte, do I dare betray the one to bring me to you?
(MEG is sitting on the balcony of the room.)
MEG Nice try Erik! come on, get her into the car...
(MEG helps ERIK lower CHRISTINES body down the fire escape.)
MEG Holy crap, ever since she hasn't been in the Chorus, she certainly didn't hold back on the food!
(Back to KIKI)
KIKI I will need a piece of your hair... oh they're done, K, here's your package...
RAOUL thanks
(Kiki doesn't leave.)
RAOUL um, I would like to open it in private, if you don't mind...
KIKI Sorry, agaisnt regulations, we have to stay with the costumer untill they have opened the package so that we can know the satisfaction of the customer...
RAOUL um... alright
(RAOUL rips open the package and a green gas eminates from the box...)
RAOUL Look at all the pretty colours...
(RAOUL flops down unconsious.)
KIKI hehehe.... now all I have to do is find out how to get you in the trunk....
