Disclaimer: I do not own erik though I do own a teddy bear named one, after him (hangs her head in shame) K, I figured out I wasn't funny... but hey, a girl can try right? so Im just going to keep writing for the hell of it.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE! or THE POWER OF THE ARTS
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 2 TAKE:1
(Now in Kiki Charsma's really nice mustang convertable.)
KIKI CHARISMA K, Meg, remember when I told you you were a chess master, and it was your story?
MEG Yeah...
KIKI Yeah, well, I lied... sorry bout that. (notices Erik brooding in the back seat, sitting rather uncomfortably)
KIKI Oh quit your whining, so she took off with the biggest loser we have all seen since... Well Riley taking Angel's spot on buffy.
ERIK Pray tell, what the HELL are you talking about?
KIKI right, forgot, old old people.
ERIK And I can be sad if i want to, you weren't just dumped for someone with the IQ of a rock.
KIKI Erik, please in this business, people get together so fast and break it off, that it's just natural selection. I mean look at J-lo, She was married one minute and two weeks later she was divorced and dating some guy oh yeah ben affleck, yummy. NATURAL SELECTION...
ERIK I can't beleive I let you talk me into this... It's light out here... it's outside! isn't there... bears out here or something?
MEG Kiki, you never did really explain how you got here...
KIKI Patience is a virtue my dear girl, all will be releived... Or you could just except the fact that I brought 2002 with me, and your all still living... in... well, pre-toaster land. f you want I could let you live in a omish reserve while we shoot.
MEG I'll just drop it...
KIKI good. anyways, so is this where they live? The fop and foppette?
MEG He isn't as stupid as you guys think he is.
KIKI I just like having fun.
(Turns to ERIK behind her)
KIKI You coming up pumpkin?
ERIK You know, I think that I'm going to dress up like a giant pumpkin and scare the hell out of you very, very soon... maybe THEN you will stop with the childish pet names.
MEG ha ha, that would be so funny...
KIKI You would think so, INSIGNIFICANT! anyways... I have to go kidnapp... er... uh... presuade the good vicomtess to come with us.
