DISCLAIMER: This is not owned by me.... yet. See this is about me BUYING THE RIGHTS to it. Mwa ha ha. Anyways. It takes place after the musical.
Remember patience is a virtue... All will be reviled.
I do not own any of the characters except Kiki Charisma a.k.a. Chicketieboo, the executive producer who wants phantom to be a movie... and nothing will stop her.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE! or THE POWER OF THE ARTS
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 1 TAKE:2
KIKI CHARISMA MEG!
MEG YES!
KIKI CHARISMA Are you quite finished?
MEG Yes, sorry bout that, I tend to get wrapped up in musical characters... So much I write fiction about them, isn't that silly?
KIKI CHARISMA Yes Meg, that's very silly, only people with no free time do things like that.
(author's note: hey I'm bashing myself too!)
MEG Hey look who's talking, your from Hollywood, how many times have you spit out a story line, chewed it up, waited for a decade for new actors, throw it up, clean it up, recycle it and pretend it's new?
KIKI CHARISMA That's not fair, we can come up with... original stuff.
MEG Then why are you here?
KIKI CHARISMA ...
MEG Wait a sec, why ARE you here, how did you get in here?
KIKI CHARISMA I always get my way Megan, remember that...
MEG ...
KIKI CHARISMA Meg, Darling forget about it, I came here to talk to you and Erik about the Right's to your little story.
MEG Erik? who's Erik?
KIKI CHARISMA Oh... That's right, you don't know his name. It's just PHANTOM THIS, and PHANTOM THAT! O.G. this and that, the man has feelings too you know!
ERIK'S DISEMBODIED VOICE Yea!
MEG Where did that come from?
KIKI CHARISMA I'll show you in a minute, I need an answer, are you going to sit down over a cup of coffee with me and work this out?
MEG Why me? I mean, I would think you would be talking to Christine about this...
KIKI CHARISMA HELLO! is there a brain in there? YOU MADE the story. well basically, Christine would of never known of the Opera Ghost if not for you, nor any of the Ballet dancers. I guess I would of had to ask her father right on the Angel of Music bit... but well... He's dead... so.
ERIK'S DISEMBODIED VOICE You can ask me Mlle.
MEG that's beginning to creep me out.
KIKI CHARISMA (Directed to the voice) Yes I know dear, I was going to get to that.
KIKI CHARISMA Listen Meg, I could just go rip of this true story and put "Any resemblance to any people or persons in real life is merely a coincidence" at the bottom, Like they did in MIB... but I decided to be fair and come to you. Christine? she's a pawn. well a player. In the game of chess... You and Erik were the chess masters... You Sucked compared to Erik... I mean, very very very badly... and no one guessed you were one, but hey got to hand it to you kid. (places a hand on Meg's shoulder)
ERIK'S DISEMBODIED VOICE Um, is the mob gone now? I would really like to come out of hiding.
KIKI CHARISMA Just a sec, you up to it Meg? make a movie? make lots of money?
MEG ...hey it's not like dancing has gotten me very far. I mean look at me, I'm like 21 and all I have to show for it is serving a man pretending to be a ghost, Live with my mother who I also work with, and tell girls in the ballet stories when I'm bored.
KIKI CHARISMA GREAT! Erik is you in on this?
ERIK'S DISEMBODIED VOICE Kiki if you can get me out of here I will be your obedient servant.
KIKI CHARISMA hey that obedient servant crap doesn't work on me, you will only get ten percent on profits and money for likeness rights.
ERIK'S DISEMBODIED VOICE damn it... all right all right, will you let me out now?
KIKI CHARISMA All right.
(KIKI CHARISMA walks over to behind the throne and pulls a latch, the throne moves somewhat and you see Erik crawl out of a small hole from underneath the ground)
ERIK Thank you.
KIKI CHARISMA Don't mention it... under the Throne though Erik, I mean come on your an genius, Architect,
MEG brilliant Inventor...
ERIK dark seducer
KIKI CHARISMA uh, that's not essential to the point.
ERIK Even I can run out of ideas... It was simple.
KIKI CHARISMA Whatever, Now, there's just a few more people I need to get in contact with.
