DISCLAIMER: This is not owned by me.... yet. See this is about me BUYING THE RIGHTS to it. Mwa ha ha. Anyways. It takes place after the musical. The stuff about the musical is not owned by me, but Andrew Lloyd Webber and anyone else who has money and bought into it. I merely used it to set the "Amazingly sad" mood.
All right, I have never tried a parody; I have heard that I'm good with sarcasm, so let's see what I have got. Also If it sucks... please I REALLY don't WANT to know, let me live in my little dream world where, Erik was picked, Satine didn't die, and I'm loved by all.
I do not own any of the characters except Kiki Charisma a.k.a. Chicketieboo, the executive producer who wants phantom to be a movie... and nothing will stop her.
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA: THE MOVIE!
TITLE: Phantom of the opera SCENE: 1 TAKE:1
(The PHANTOM looks mockingly at his mask. The Musical box starts up magically, and he listens to it)
PHANTOM Masquerade . . . Paper faces on parade . . . Masquerade . . . Hide your face So the world will Never find you . . .
(CHRISTINE re-enters and walks slowly towards him. She takes off her ring and gives it to the PHANTOM)
PHANTOM Christine, I love you . . .
(She hurries off The PHANTOM puts the ring on his finger)
CHRISTINE (In the distance, to RAOUL, as the boat pulls away in the shadow) Say you'll share with me, one love, one lifetime . . . say the word and I will follow you . .
RAOUL Share each day with me . . .
CHRISTINE . . . each night . . .
BOTH . . . each morning . . .
PHANTOM (looking after her) You alone can make my song take flight - it's over now, the music of the night . . .
(The PHANTOM walks slowly towards the throne. He takes his place on it, sitting on his cloak.
The MOB including MEG, appears above, climbing down the portcullis. As the MOB enters the lair, the PHANTOM wraps his cloak around himself and disappears.
MEG crosses to the throne and picks up his mask in her small hand)
KIKI CHARISMA Bravo Belissimo! (Wipes a tear away from her eye.)
MEG Um... who are you?
KIKI CHARISMA Kiki's the name, and movies are my game (flips out a card for Meg to read)
MEG Dana's Dominatrix Dungeon?
KIKI CHARISMA uh... sorry wrong card. (Snatches the card away and gives her a new one)
MEG Kiki Charisma, Big Hollywood producer. Doesn't leave much to the imagination does it.
KIKI CHARISMA honey, you sure you should be giving me advice on imagination?
MEG (Shrugs) I give the girls what they want to hear, when things get dull I fall back on O.G. It's my best piece.
KIKI CHARISMA Soon to be mine.
MEG What are you talking about?
KIKI CHARISMA You know, it's this kind of Drama that Hollywood is lacking these days, they captured it with TITANIC...
MEG OMG did you see that? wasn't it sad when Jack died? I cried poor Rose, I wonder how she survived without love.
KIKI CHARISMA ... Meg sweetie, you DO know they were Fictional characters... "Fik-shun-Al Kar-act-oors"
MEG ...I knew that.
KIKI CHARISMA ANYWAYS, I'm here to buy the right's on this little "charade." you know, ever since Moulin Rouge came out...
MEG Oh, poor Christian, he loved her so, and he was YUMMY! I want to take his mind off of her IF you know what I mean...
(KIKI CHARISMA slaps her head as Meg keeps talking about Christian)
KIKI CHARISMA This is going to be harder then I thought.
