This was one of the least stellar movies I've ever seen. And no, that doesn't mean it was all BAD. Just totally un-stellar in any way whatsoever. The soundtrack made me giggle a lot, too - so way 80's. I wasn't too impressed by any of the actors or the robot, but there were enough almost-funny moments to keep me watching.

Memorable quotes: "Gag me with a fork!"

"They're a little skittish around new people... aliens... whatever."

"Where are you from?"
"Bakersfield, originally."
"No, I mean your ancestors."
"Oh, them! Pittsburgh."

"I'd like to speak to one of your head warmongers, please."

"Did he try to molest you in any way?"
"No, he's not that kind of a robot."

"I'm going to have to ask you to surrender the robot."
"Stat?"
"Stat."
"What does that mean anyway?"
"I don't know, but that's not the point."