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I had to go hunt up the script for this one so I could remember all the memorable quotes. This movie has been called the worst movie ever made. I have to say....... while it may not be the worst ever made, *I* certainly have never seen one worse. Erm. Well, "worse" in a good bad movie sense. Urgh. I'm getting mixed up. Let me try this again. This is one of the most poorly-made movies I have EVER seen, and gave some awesome bad movie laughs. I mean... goodness. How can one accurately describe that image of three people simultaneously leaning out of a car to point at a UFO in the sky? Or the tombstones in the cemetary that wobble as people walk by them? Or the funeral service held inside a crypt, which, by the way, looks like it could only hold about three people, but five or six are seen walking out of it? The dialogue... OHHH the dialogue!! This one doesn't HAVE to be seen with a bunch of loud movie mockers. This one can be laughed at crazily all by yourself. And below are my absolute favorite Plan 9 quotes. Believe me, I rooted out dozens more.

Memorable quotes:
"We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."

"Don't like hearin' noises. 'Specially when there ain't s'posed to be any."
"Yeah, sorta spooky-like."
"Maybe we're getting' old."
"Whatever it is it's gone now."
"That's the best thing for us too. Gone."
"Yeah, let's go."

"I don't think I've ever seen you in this mood before."
"I guess it's because I've never been in this mood before."

"I saw a flying saucer."
"A saucer? You mean the kind from up there?"
"Yeah, or its counterpart."

"Inspector Clay is dead...murdered...and somebody's responsible!"

"Quite a sight, wasn't it Sir."
"A sight I'd rather not be seeing."
"Are you worried about them Sir?"
"Well, they must have a reason for their visits."
"Visits? Well that would indicate visitors!"

"Then they attacked a town. A small town, I'll admit. But nevertheless a town of people. People who died."

"Now toddle off and fly your flying machine, darling."

"Why is it so important that you want to contact the governments of our Earth?"
"Because of death. Because all you of Earth are idiots!"

"You see? You see? Your stupid minds...stupid! Stupid!!"

"Perhaps on your way home, you will pass someone in the dark, and you will never know it, for they will be from outer space. Many scientists believe that another world is watching us this moment. We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television! And now some of us laugh at outer space. God help us... in the future."

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