Memorable quotes:
"My wife has me between a rock and a hard place."
"That's her job. You should respect her for it."
"Objection!"
"Grounds?"
"Uh...poetry recitation."
"I introduced her to that silly man!"
"Objection, your honor! Strangling a witness!"
"I'm going to allow it."
Living Without Intestines (the name of a magazine)
"We would like you to neutralize...terminate...render so that she is not so much..."
"Breathing."
"Yes."
"It's an odorless, colorless liquidous gass that goes directly to the nervous system and causes diarrhea and facial ticks."
"A burglar entered, attempted to burgle the house, repented, became despondent over his lifestyle, and shot himself."