Memorable quotes:
"I have an insight."
"Please share."
"Like, the way I feel about the Rolling Stones is the way my kids are gonna feel about Nine Inch Nails, so I should probably stop tormenting my mom so much, huh?"
"Yes. A little off the subject of Haiti, but tolerance is always an important lesson, even when it comes out of nowhere."
"Did you write that?"
"Duh, it's a famous quote."
"From where?"
"Cliff's Notes."