Me: Man, I was really hitting the outside corner today
Timmy: I saw
Alan: Thats all you would pitch to me!
Me: Thats all Colver called! Ask him! Colver didn't you pat your leg (pats thigh) to tell me to throw outside all the time!
Colver: No, I was fixing my cup
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Me: *makes grumpy noise*
Dollenger: What is wrong with you Danny?
Me: Its my dad's birthday and I was just imitating how mad he gets
Dollenger: Well, I understand having a son like you and all
Me: O that hurts
Dollenger: Im just kidding, Danny..U would be very proud to have you as a .....next door neighbor
Me: O really?
Dollenger: Yeah, I have a 5 foot fence
*Umpire calls the strike*
* 3 Pitches Later*
Umpire: 3 balls, 1 strike
Fallston Kid: When was the strike blue?!
Umpire: The one right down the middle. Play Ball!