T-shirt idea's that MathSoc won't approve of: 1. not paco approved 2. got ram? 3. oed whack 4. UWMath girls clean my floor 5. finger this 6. unix - it ain't windows 7. CS Students get all the girls 8. WE DO have GIRLS in math 9. Just because you slept with me last night, doesn't mean that you're my lab partner today 10. Yes, we can get real jobs 11. My co-op job is making these t-shirt slogans 12. My co-op job is making these t-shirts 13. We don't have enough guys in math 14. We have too many girls in math 15. There aren't enough girls in math to go around 16. I'm not desperate 17. I'm with desperate 18. I can count i, 0, 1, 2, e, 3, pi, 4, 101, ..... 19. Yes I do know my icq # 20. I fsck every night 21. I am 1337 22. the ladies know i've got the biggest hard drive around 23. wanna interface? 24. my paycheque is the same as my icq # 25. my other t-shirt is also a MathSoc t-shirt 26. MathSoc owns my soul 27. I sold my soul to MathSoc and all I got was 5 bucks... which I spent on this t-shirt 28. I'm the vice president of 4$$ 29. you suck ... QED 30. at least I'm not an arts student 31. math student today ... arts student tomorrow 32. MathSux 33. Optimize my soul 34. Your curves are continuous 35. You're uwstudent.org/HOT 36. boolean response = me.askOut(u); if (response == no) { (rejected)me.walkAway(inshame)); } else { throw StackOverflowException(); } 37. Wanna see my hard drive? 38. Smell me I'm a mathie 39. this is my summer tan 40. sun...light? 41. out...side? 42. insert floppy disk here (arrow pointing up or down) 43. I can integrate all night long 44. mathies love doing it both ways 45. mathies do it recursively 46. math for tutors, arts for dates 47. wanna see my vector space? 48. the official rules of yoink 49. math - a woman for every well-groomed man 50. requirements for math - calc alg stats eng virginity 51. math - keeping the oldest profession alive 52. lyrics for the mathie leader song 53 they told me larp wasn't a profession 54. they told me trekkie wasn't a profession 55. they told me rpg wasn't a profession