Children's Books You'll Never See

Charlie And The Fudge Tunnel 
How The Grinch Knocked Over The 7-Eleven 
Hell:Where Little Kids Go Who Don't Brush Their Teeth 
Horton Blows a Who 
Don't Stop Feeding The Fish! 
The Princess And The Pill 
See Dick Stiffen 
Why Grandma's Not Moving 
It Burns When I Pee, Charlie Brown! 
You Are Different and That's Bad (Christopher Richard,Springfield) 
Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver (Russ Beland, Springfield) 
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring) 
Bi-Curious George (Art Grinath, Takoma Park) 
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog? (Kenneth Krattenmaker,Landover Hills) 
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? (Martin Keutel, Alexandria) 
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia (John Kammer, Herndon) 
When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It (BarryBlyveis, Columbia) 
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking (Joseph Romm, Washington) 
All Dogs Go to Hell (Joseph Romm, Washington) 
Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her (David Genser, Arlington) 
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes! (Meg Sullivan,Potomac) 
Where's Godot? (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park) 
Where Would You Like to Be Buried? (Barry Blyveis, Columbia) 
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, Pa.) 
How to Dress Sexy for Grownups (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring) 
The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion (David Genser, Arlington) 
Some Kittens Can Fly! (David Genser, Arlington) 
The Little Sissy Who Snitched (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg) 
Strangers Have the Best Candy (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring) 
You Were an Accident (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis,Columbia)
The Emperors New Ho's