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Y2K!! Bug??

The good, the bad and the ugly

Murphy's law of technology

The good, the bad and the ugly

Bad : You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse : You're in it. Bad : Your children are sexually active. Worse : With each other. Bad : Your husband's a cross-dresser.  Worse : He looks better than you. Bad : Your wife wants a divorce. Worse : She's a lawyer. Bad : Your wife's leaving you. Worse : For another woman. Bad : You can't find your vibrator. Worse : Your son "borrowed" it. Bad : Your wife is sick. Worse : Of you. Bad : Your unit only measures out to be 2 inches long. Worse : Erect!!! Bad : Your husband has become a playboy. Worse : Centerfold. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad : You're arrested. Worse : By your husband. Good : The teacher likes your son. Bad : Sexually. Good : You came home for a quickie. Bad : Your wife walks in unexpectedly. Good : You go to see a strip show. Bad : Your daughter's the headline. Good : Your boyfriend's on a diet. Bad : So he'll fit in your clothes. Good : Your daughter practices safe sex. Bad : She's eleven. Good : Your neighbor exercises in nude. Bad : She weighs 350 pounds. Good : Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad : You live downtown. Good : Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad : She's coming home. Good : Your wife's kinky. Bad : With the neighbors. Worse : All of them. Good : Your wife just experience her first orgasm. Bad : With the postman. Good : Your wife's got a flat stomach. Bad : And a matching chest. Good : Your wife's got a large breast. Bad : And a matching ass. Good : Your wife reminds you of your mother. Worse : In bed. Good : Your daughter's boss raves about her work. Bad : He's a pimp. Good : Your son just graduated from high school. Bad : He's 27.