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>> thank you very much!
It's an honor to be here at the
people's bar mitzvah.
Thank you very much!
Here in temple beth cirque du
soleil, we also want to thank
the people of euclid on ice for
this wonderful decoration.
Thank you for being here today.
Hello, my name is michael moore,
and I'd like to say thank you,
jenny craig.
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>> wow! Wow. I'd also like to let you know that the young boy from mean creek is now the new head of paramount. So good luck.
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>> and the sideways cast have
gone through four cases of a
lovely chardonnay.
You'll see them out there
a beautiful, beautiful movie,
and ...
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>> thank for you coming here on before you pick up your gift bags, you can feed a family of five with your gift bags, so remember that. There's people outside going: Do you have the fm radio?
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and the one little deaf boy
going: Give me...
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>> thank you. Is that a real animal you're wearing? Oh, no. Sorry. No, it's not. It's just some animal that went -- I'm shedding, it's okay.
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god bless you for using the
black and decker on your hair.
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>> this is a night where you don't see a lot of botox. Normally you see the ladies with a lot of botox going, what are these lumps under my eyes? Those are your nipples, madam.
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>> am I crying or lactating? I don't know!
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>> the nicture are ... "Baadasssss!"
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>> you've seen the script, so let's move on, (bleep)! "Kinsey." Also known as cunning linguistics for fun and profit.
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"maria full of grace."
[ Ap "primer." Steven hockings' favorite movie. (Bleep) "sideways." The way the country's going.
[ Applause ] and the spirit award goes to...
>> Oh, gosh. "Sideways"!
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>> get up t free case of champagne!
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>> i have lived in fear of following robin williams on the stage my entire life.
>> It's okay.
>> And now here it is.
>> You've got something for the
car now.
Hold it for me.
>> Thank
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>> you've ruined this entire experience for all of us.
>> I'm sorry. I'll --
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>> this has been a really
amazing experience for all of us
this afternoon.
I'm not sure there's anyone left
to thank that my colleagues
haven't thanked.
I really, really want to thank
the ifp for breaking the paul
giamatti jinx this afternoon.
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>> we are so happy for him, and we will all sleep much easier this evening, knowing that paul has something in his hand.
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>> what happened?
>> Not bad!
>> I couldn't hear you!
>> I'm getting the delay.
>> I would like to also thank
our secret weapon, sandra oh.
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>> muchas gracias, sandra oh!
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>> paul and thomas in virginia
were okay in the acting
department but they couldn't
drink worth a damn, and thank
god we had sandra who was really
able to show them how to come
through.
This is --
>> one o
>> okay.
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>> next take.
>> Thank everyone.
>> Sorry. I'm going to say the serious part of the speech.
>> I'll be over here.
>> Thank you.
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>> ie this here and (bleep) off.
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