TheDrowningStory

Nick: Hey kevin! meet my invisible friend clyde!
Kevin: "For the love of cheesecake..." *Goes off to get his makeup done*
Nick: *All alone* *Looks around* I'm bored. Let's play patty-cake, clyde. *Hence, hand motions*
Brian: *spies Nick playing patty cake with Clyde*hmmmm.........
(during the shoot) Brian: *hand motions*
Director: What the hell are you doing?
Nick: Hey Brian! Are u playing patty cake with Clyde?
Brian: Uh.... I'm... PRAISING DA LORD! HALLEJUAH!!
Nick: Clyde? Did u hear that? We were praising the lord!
Director: Right��.if its religious stuff then its fine.
Howie: Are u sure my sweater isn't too small?"
Costume Person: I'm sure.
Howie: Are u positively sure?
Costume Person: I'm sure.
Howie: ABSOLUTELY positively sure?
Costume Person: I'm SURE.
Howie: Are u absolutely positively really REALLY sure?
Costume Person: Will you just ##@^@&^ go?!!?!?
Howie: *covers mouth* *gasps* Im calling my mom and telling on you!!!........* looks at his tight shirt that shows his nipples then runs out of dressing room*
Howie:*Doing arm movements* It's myyyyyyy turn.
Director: Now what the hell are you doing?
Howie: *Still doing arm movements* Brian's drinking kool-aid!
Brian: *off set* No i'm not... it's tea...
Howie: .......oh. *drops arms*
Kevin: *off set watching some soap opera* *eyes fill with tears* NO MARCIA! NO! He's his evil twin!
*TV flickers off* *Kevin sits there staring at the blank screen, utterly stupified*
Amy: Hellllooooooo kevykev!!!"
Kevin: You...turned off the tv...
Amy: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to talk. you know, talk about stuff. Like the floor. isn't the floor here marvelous? Isn't it Kevy-pooh?
Kevin: ........ you turned off the tv.....
Amy: Yes yes, i know, that doesn't matter....
*In the Next Room*
Parisa: Nicky hun, you HAVE to take off your pants to get dressed.
Nick: No..."*looks around, leans closer to you* *whispering* Clyde's still in here...
Parisa: Well tell him to leave we need to dress you!!
Nick:*Whispering* "Don't get Clyde mad��..he gets scary when he is mad�.
Parisa: I think you better take those pants off mister before I make Clyde mad.
Nick: Ok fine��*Takes off his pants*
Parisa:*In Shock*
Nick: What is the matter?
Parisa: I never thought such a childish guy would have such a��*Pauses*
Nick: *Obviously doesn't get it* Huh? Do you know what she's talking about Clyde? Clyde? She's talking about what? *Gasps*
Nick: Oh, uh.... *Blushes* Um... heh... *Nervously shifts from foot to foot*
Nick: *After Parisa stares at him a for awhile* Can i have my pants now?
Parisa: No......um.....uh........use the the the ummm.........the pants over there uhhhh yea.
Nick: *Still embarassed* The ones on the floor?
Parisa: Yeah... on the floor...
Nick: *Bends over to pick'em up* But I thought I was suppose to wear the pants for the video
Amy: *Walks into room* WOAH!! Back that thang up now, Nicky!!
Parisa: Nonsense.
Nick: Where'd Clyde go? Clyde? Clyde, why're you looking at me like that? Clyyyyde, stoppiiiit.... *Goes and huddles behind Parisa* Clyde's scaring me!
Parisa: What are you doing?
Nick: Clyde......he he is hitting me��..he is immitating Kevin!AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
AJ: *walks in* What the deal??
Parisa and Amy: Nick is acting weird!!
AJ: We gotta finish the Video!!!!
Nick: Oh yeah��.I think it is time we stop Clyde�friends?�.(Shakes hands in the air)
Amy: Anyways��Nick put some pants on and lets finish the video!!!!
Nick: Ok�is that ok with you Clyde?�.it's fine with Clyde.
*While Shooting the Video*
Nigel(director): Ok guys you are all in this singing together. Just stand there and give gestures.
Nick:*Spinning*
Nigel: CUT!!�.Nick what the hell are you doing?�.Why are you spinning?
Nick: I always spin�.I also spin in More Than That. It's what I do.
Nigel: *Confused*�.whatever�.let's do it again
*Shooting the Next Part Of The Video With Just Nick*
Nick: * Making weird faces and singing*
Nigel: What the hell are you doing now?!?!?
Nick: I am singing�.isn't that what I am suppose to do?
Nigel: You are suppose to do that but why are you making these nasty and horny faces!?
Nick: I am not!!!!!
Nigel: *frustrated and tired* Ok whatever it is you who is going to be embarrassed later on.
Nick:*Confused* um�.ok
*At the end of the video and the part when Nick is sitting all squished up.*
Nigel: Why are you sitting like that?
Nick: I have to go��to go pee�.
Nigel: Why didn't you go during break?
Nick: I forgot.
Kevin: Nigel you have to understand Nick is ��."*whispers to Nigel* He is a little stupid.
Nigel: Ok I quit! God help you Nick!! If you can be a sex symbol anyone can!!!!!!I am leaving
Nick:*Confused* What did you do Kevin?
Kevin: Nothing you will understand��.