Let me tell you a little bit about us. 

The Perfect Gentlemen began about two decades ago when Mohawk Nick was laid off from his job down at the docks.     Three years of living the life of the working class man had taken its toll on ol' Mohawk and he was filled with much angst.

Now filled with angst he recieved another job at a local Media Play.  It was here that he would meet his now fellow band mates Macho Man and Uncle Ned who were also filled with much angst.

The three hit it off immediately and it was decided that a punk rock band was to be formed.  The only thing missing now was vocalist.  Macho Man could sing a bit, but Mohawk Nick was absolutely too shy to be doing any such thing.  And seeing that Uncle Ned lost his tongue in Nam, he would be doing no singing anytime soon.  So another man was needed.

This was a dilema that plagued the band for over ten minutes.  For as they were leaving Media play, they noticed a drunken bum sitting on the curb, playing guitar and singing for change.  The man called himself MC Hat and he did infact wear a hat.  The three punk rockers looked at each other and immediately knew they had found their man.

And thus the Perfect Gentlemen was formed and the legacy begun.