Student: So, Mr. Johnson, are you going to participate in the blood drive?
Mr. Johnson: And die of blood loss? Nooooo.
Mr. Johnson: Seating charts are my specialty. I took Seating Charts 101 in college.
Student: Really?
Mr. Johnson: [About the Troubadours out caroling] Maybe if we ignore them, they'll go away. It's not working. Everyone, try clapping. That usually makes them go away.
Mr. Johnson: Throw playdough at the Troubadours! (Submitted by Pixie Dontcare)
Mr. Kracht: Hold out your dongs until I cut them off! (Submitted by Sirspoonsalot)
Mr. Blowers: You're not a genius. If you were a genius, you'd be paying attention.
Student: But I am a genius!
Mr. Blowers: Shut up, genius boy! (Submitted by Sirspoonsalot)
Students: Hey, Blowers, wanna join our group? It's called Heteros-Obvious.
Mr. Blowers: No, I am very comfortable with my sexuality, and I don't need to be in a club to prove it. (Submitted by Mr. Longfellow)