Students Against Censorship at Post Falls High School

"Homecoming 2005"

Written by Therefore

Top Ten Ways to be School Spirited

1.) During homecoming week please remember that academics do not matter. It is perfectly acceptable (even encouraged) to skip homework in order to go to Trojan Twilight.

2.) Spirit days are not about being creative; they are about dressing like a whore. The dress code does not apply, so go crazy.

3.) If you happen to be a guy, it is still hilarious to dress up like a female hooker.

4.) Some helpful tips for freshmen…

a.) Western Day: make sure to wear the shortest skirt/shorts you can find. If necessary, just cut them. Showing your belly is a must!!!

b.) Disney Day: Even though you are 17 years old and almost a grown woman, it is perfectly acceptable to buy your costume from the toddler section in order to show off more of your fake tan.

c. Orange/Black Day: It’s not about just dressing in orange and black, it’s about wearing your underwear over your pants and finding an orange afro from who knows where.

5.) If you look like a complete idiot, you will probably be voted most spirited, so have no worries!

6.) Only the most spirited, popular kids can pull this one off: come to school drunk!

7.) When your class is thinking of a theme for your lipsync remember one word: SEX!

8.)Remember, the only class competitions that really matters are the crude lipsyncs and the hallway decorating. Those other silly events like “Raising money for the Food Bank” and supporting our Soccer team and Improv team….just forget about it! Football is our god. All hail the Varsity Football players! *chants*

9.) Lakeland students are the ENEMY! They must be treated like sub-humans at all times. Human rights no longer apply. Case closed.

10.) Incantations of class power are a necessity! Just scream your head off like a lunatic!