1.21.02
Welcome to the year 2002. The first Shaggnasty-free year of the new century.
The search for the elusive Teflon Immaculate has been futile, especially disturbing is the fact that he has made plans to make an album with Cap't Raab! Raab told local press that Teflon has supernatural brain-twisting rays that shoot out of his eyeballs and allows him to make people do his bidding without reasoning. He also used it to make John E. MAck's pants fall down during Sunday mass in front of his grandmother, causing her to choke on her communion wafer. This startling new revelation has caused Scorpio Rivera to go into hiding as he nears the time he promised to unveil an official Fidgety Piglet records mega-site that will unify the PF Universe.
PF...STARSHIP???? The infamous Info-Bomber (bassist on the PF classic "half a loaf of krunk-fu") has been paroled! Info-Bomber was jailed due to his involvement in planting a flaming ball of shit-bomb in local news celebrity Ken Schramm's work locker. In a news conference last week, in which he was joined by Cap't Raab, John E. Mack, and Choad-Eye the Glove (son of Shitface the Sock), the Info-Bomber declared that he would be leading a reunion of the PF-all-stars to be called "PF STARSHIP" and would be touring the west coast in the coming months which will be recorded for an upcoming HBO special and album. It is unknown if Scorpio Rivera is behind this unexpected parole. STay tuned for which PF all-stars will be signing on for this tour, but John E. MAck has promised to bring his digital nano-set (tm) monster digital drum unit as the tour's backbone.
8.28.01
Funeral services of the late Shaggnasty Jake went off without a hitch last saturday, and by all accounts was a beautiful service that featured eulogy by Jesus deLa Pistola Jr., son of the late PF bassist, Jesus de La Pistola Sr. The service also featured the musical stylings of Pinche Pepe and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
An investigation by the SPD has led to breaking news! Metro Bus #187 was driven by new employee, Teflon Immaculate. Teflon has disapeared since the murder and the bus was found crashed into the back patio of local news celebrity Steve Pool. Teflon's social security number has been found to be fraudulant, and no background information on this mystery man can be found despite an FBI search. So the question remains: WHO IS "TEFLON IMMACULATE?"
While Teflon remains an enigma, reports are surfacing about an underground MC who promises to be the antithesis of Shaggnasty, and even erase the memory of Shaggnasty Jake from existence. Could this be Mr. Immaculate? STAY TUNED!
8.14.01
Terror and Exreme SADNESS hit PF Country this morning as founding member Shaggnasty Jake was pronounced dead on arrival at Swedish Hospital in Seattle. Details at this time are sketchy, but it appears Shaggnasty was hit by a bus while escorting an old lady across a busy intersection near 65th and Sand Point Way. It's unclear if he was trying to have the old woman hit by the bus and miscalculated his position or if this was a terrible dealing of the death card. The old woman was nowhere to be found after the accident, which SPD officials are noting as being extremely odd since she needed help to cross the street and couldn't walk very fast.
Shaggnasty Jake was born in Santa Rosa California in 1978 and rose to fame as a member of the infamous PF Squad during the late 90's. He was currently attending Cornish School of the Arts, and managing a monthly theater program in Seattle slated to begin in September. He leaves behind his mother, brother, sister, and daughter LaVern Hart. Services are slated to be closed to the public and only family members are invited. The family asks that donations be made to the Make a Wish Foundation in honor of the Shaggnasty One...
8.13.01
ALLRIGHT, here's the latest:
Count Spatula's long awaited sophomore release "Optimus Spatulus" is indeed out. It features production by Cap't Raab with oddball as usual beats, and even features an uncredited cameo by the flea on "the bizz" and Barbara Walters. If you see John E. Mask ask him about getting a copy! Phathom appears to be in a bind in that it's taking much longer than expected to fill the vacant vocalist position. Aparently nobody of a nutty caliber has surfaced. Wish the boys good luck and slap them if they complain. The website for GRZNT's corpse-grinding skillet machine known as the Free Esperence Movement appears to be down, and we dont know why. it appears mr. ducky has booted Mr.G from the net. Shaggnasty Jake has last been sighted bouncing at Polyesthers in Seattle. So if you start mess in there, maybe your ass can get an autograph too! Mayor McScratch has continued working the DJ circuit, wedging out DJ Polywog as Auburn's scratch pickle of choice. And finally, many are sighing releif as Scorpio Rivera has steered clear of all PF business, focusing instead on running Cap't Raab and Phathom's homepages. Let's make sure not to piss him off or this site could once again fall victim to his reaky whims.....5000
6.28.01
Hello PF HEads, finally good news. PF SQUAD's "NO ANNEXATION" is finally out & gettin good responses. The guys would like to get it up for complete MP3 Download, but they can't find a way to get that up yet (geocities hasn't worked). Raab & GRZNT called an end to the drama and fixed everything, so all's well that ends well......
In PHATHOM news, Bonghit Brian has replaced Tony T on Bass. Still no word on a vocalist yet, though. BHB immediately left Binary Choad to join Phathom, and BC's future is in limbo.....
THATS ALL FOR NOW!
5.15.01
Sorrrry news from the No Annexation front. GRZNT has denied Cap't Raab access to the ADAT's of the clipping tracks. For all y'all out there who've been patiently waiting these years to get your hands on the product, all i can say is vent your cyber-rage upon the GRZNT. GRZNT could not be reached for any comment whatsoever. We understand his woman recently returned from over-seas, but this is ridiculous. So GRZNT if u read this, KRUNK OFF DUCKY!
PHATHOM has been rehearsing again, as I hear they finally got new gear. Bird to their mother...
Bonghit's solo project is currently in the works, now under the name "Binary Choad". Big up to BHB....over and out, y'all!
4.17.01
damn itz been a WHILE....well, Cap't Raab and GRZNT mixed down the remaining tracks for NO ANNEXATION, but Raab got home only to realize two tracks CLIP! so they will have to be mixed again. Raab remixed All the Ladies, and that will be popping up on the CD as well as a remix of Universal Domination (old skool PF).
Raab also completed production on Count Spatula's "Optimus Spatulus" ep. The project features Raab's beats going into drum & bass territory at times, and Count's culinary rhyme style. Keep your eye out for pending release dates...
The Free Esperence Movement may indeed not be dead after all...but not with the likes of Bonghit Bryan. According to their webiste (www.free-esp.com), GRZNT and Chuck may seek out a new bassist. In the words of GRZNT, "hard feelings exist between bandmembers," and he and Bonghit have not spoken for weeks. Bonghit couldn't be reached for comment.
2.27.01
The Free Esperence Movement has dissolved after their farewell show 2/24 in Bellingham. Cap't Raab opened the show (backed by Bonghit on bass and a drummer who's face could not be seen due to the duck sitting on it), warming up the audience with "Golden Girls" and "Dre Day." it was a blistering mini-set that sent 3 people to the restroom to "calm their nerves". Raab abruptly ended his set after his amp was urinated on by a drunk grad student.
The Free Esperence Movement played their farewell in a festive atmosphere that recalled their Edmonds days in which their shows were so wild at times that people were shanked and thrown through closed windows. Ending his set, GRZNT said "Peace to your victims and we're outta this muthafucka!" The show also featured a set by Bonghit's exploratory group "The Rektal Raiders Eternal" featuring Bonghit on drums, Plastik Peter on guitar, and Joe Windermere on bass. The group covered the entire B-Side of John Tesh's "live at redrocks" disc. The group plans to begin gigging Belligham with their neocontemporary-easy listening very soon.
No word from GRZNT on future project plans, but they should be duckylicious.
2.22.01
Sorry 4 tha delay, here's the latest...
Bonghit Brian has declared that he is leaving the Free Esperence Movement, at this time no statement has been released as to why, but sources say this saturday's performance will be their last. This may have been what swung GRZNT to declare he will indeed be finishing mixing his PF tracks for No Annexation in the next 2 weeks. While we at the PF site have heard this before, it is likely he is telling the truth.
Shaggnasty Jake declared his surprise on a city bus in Seattle this morning: "well...what can a grown man say or do in this situation but pull down his pants and play 'greensleeves.' I feel bad for GRZNT & Chuck, but now that I think about it, I don't...this is the year of the duck, and it's time to roost." After these words Mr. Shaggnasty was ejected from bus 3485 and lost route priviledges for 2 weeks.
...12.8.00
The PF Squad has gone totally digital and has started to digitally remaster all their past recordings for your auditory orgasmic pleasure. Almost 90% of their work is now archived at www.myplay.com The username is "[email protected]" and the password is "squad". Please use responsibly, or Da Flea will bite your azz while you sleep.
12.1.00
Cap't Raab's Fusion E.P. "Membranes Dissolving On Cedar" is now available for FREE MP3 Downloading at www.geocities.com/membranes2001
--Harvey Witherspoon, out the 206-253-360
