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Yep, it’s that time again! Our
Weasel spies have been out and about ALL OVER the nation in
the past month! They’ve been out gathering juicy info, so here’s
what we’ve got……
Our resident dancing queen
IAN HAUG was recently seen “strutting his stuff”
near Festival Hall Brisbane, by a PFDB reg who shall remain
nameless. “I saw him, he was strutting his stuff! He’s a
bloody model I tell ya!” It’s rumoured that Mr. Haug is
considering signing a contract with Dimmey’s & Forges and
leaving the band to pursue his life long dream of becoming a
catwalk superstar!
BERNARD
FANNING, well known for his not so good academic
record, is rumoured to be starting up a ‘cheat website’!
Students pay a small fee of $25.95 and in return Bernard ‘King
of plagiarism’ Fanning, “writes” you a top grade essay!! Go
get em kids!!
JONATHAN COGHILL, resident smartarse and
bottom flasher was recently in a well known park in Melbourne. He
was talking to trees and signing what he thought were CD covers
but were actually leaves! (Hmm… Cogs, maybe you should keep
wearing your glasses!!) When Weasel Magazine interviewed a close
friend of the extraverted band member they told us that Cogsy has
a rare disorder that involves him continually finding the need to
talk to anybody or in his case anything!!
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The friend also said that it is a
fairly harmless disorder, as it seems to please most of his fans.
DARREN
‘I’m a daddy’ MIDDLETON
is rumoured to be joining the ARIA award winning childrens act
HI-5! The story goes that the HI-5 group were so overwhelmed by
Darrens “HI-5 moves” that he performed backstage at the ARIAS
this year. They were heard saying that ‘they just have to have
him!!” Members from HI-5 believe that DZ’s pixie looks and
rockin rock moves will bring something special to the group……
Good luck DZ!!
Our
favourite fisherman JOHN COLLINS
was recently seen out and about in the sunny sea of brisvegas
wearing a hideous pair of RED hibiscus shorts!! (eww) He has
apparently fixed up his good ol’ yacht and he’s been on the
high seas catching some rare brissy sea creatures (he’s a master
with a rod!) yeah….. Some brissy residents tell us he has been
selling these rarities to the local museum with plans of buying a
nice big caravan to travel around Australia in when he retires.
(oh yeah)
Plans
have been faltered, sources reveal, as Marky
Mark McElligott (The most sort after sound engineer in
all of Australia (oh by the way marky we’re expecting that check
in the mail you bastard!!!)) recently found the stashed money in
JC’s tackle box, and allegedly shouted the WHOLE Powderfinger
crew to a round (or ten) at the pub. Nobody knows where this
mysterious money came from……….
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