Odyssey #7 (Bernie Stardust)

*To the tune of David Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust"*

Bernie played guitar

Jamming good with Deez and Hoggy and the fingers at bars

He played it right handed, but took jokes too far

Became the special man, then we were Bernie’s band

Bernie really sang,

with doped up eyes and a boofy hairdo, like some Brissy man

he could melt em by smiling he could leave em to hang

He’s now a loaded man, well hung with snow white tan

So where were the mirrors

While Paul tried to break their balls

Just cogs white arse to guide us

So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his beer cans

Bernie he was drunk

passing out in the Empire loo

While smoking his grass

He was a spazz, with god given arse

JC took it way too far, when he drove that car

Making love with his ego

The fans were sucked up into his mind

Like the cricket messiah

When DZ got to sing he wanted him out of the band!

BERNIE PLAYED GUITAR…………

-Written by Kat and Jesska